Annan: “…then, having stormed the beach at Normandy in my rickety old fishing boat, I fought my way through the Germans using nothing but a slingshot and some blow darts, whereupon I killed Hitler, democraticized Western Europe, then sat down to a snifter of Hennessy Timeless and some John Dos Passos.”* **** (h/t The Sundries Shack, who has more).
February 2005
February 14, 2005
If instead of a pompous, impotent, and corrupt UN bureaucrat, Kofi Annan were actually the man he fancies himself to be
February 14, 2005
“Rangel belittles ‘success’ of Iraq vote”
From the Washington Times: Amid a general chorus of U.S. approval for the Iraqi election results yesterday, Rep. Charles B. Rangel called the vote “a success by Republican standards” and said Americans “don’t want their children to die for other people’s freedom.” “I don’t believe that the American people think that it was worth the lives of 1,200 Americans and 25,000 men and women in the armed services wounded, tens
February 14, 2005
Jeff Gannon, White House press passes, and THE FUTURE OF THE REPUBLIC
As you’ve likely heard by now, Jeff Gannon (formerly of the Talon News Service), has denied (in an interview with Editor & Publisher) that he was subpoenaed in the Valerie Plame leak investigation, or that he has any special ties to the White House. But now lefty site AMERICAblog, run by Washington DC-based writer and political consultant, John Aravosis, is set to blow this story wide open. WIDE OPEN! The
February 14, 2005
9 most common responses to an Oliver Willis pickup line
“Well, I came here at least once too often, it looks like.” “‘No Fatboy Crossing.’ Yours?” “A lesbian, correct. Yup. I sure do looooove the muff. “No, you do not look like that Stevie kid from ‘Malcolm in the Middle.’” “Sorry. I only date black men.” “Sorry, I only date white men / asian women.” “Sure. If you promise to let me sit here and drink it alone while you
February 14, 2005
Oliver Willis finalizes his purchase of a brand new cherry-red Hyundai Accent GT
Willis: ”Undercoating, did you say? Sure, what the hell—let’s shoot the works on this baby!”
February 14, 2005
Sunday riddle, 2
Q: Why did Soros-bought media shill Oliver Willis cross the road? A: Tasty sno-cones! **** update: Ooh! Are those soft pretzels…?!
February 13, 2005
The “Oliver Willis gets into a battle of wits with a roll of electrical tape and doesn’t really acquit himself all that well” post
Willis: “Fine, so maybe I can’t actually prove that Resident McChimpychimpy is working to remake the United States into theocracy lorded over by evangelical Christians bent on bringing about end times. But that doesn’t mean the idea is completely untrue.” Electrical tape roll: Willis: “I mean, it’s possible, isn’t it?” Electrical tape roll: Willis: “Because he loves Jesus so much?” Electrical tape roll: Willis: Electrical tape roll: Willis: “I AM
February 13, 2005
Your Sunday riddle
Q: What do you get when you cross Oliver Willis and a diet cola? A: Yeah, right. Like that‘s ever happened. **** update: SO I ENJOY DEVIL DOGS. SUE ME!
February 13, 2005
If instead of a marginally literate paid Democratic shill, Media Matters’ chubby pitbull and Beyonce fanboy Oliver Willis were one of the talking dolphins from Mike Nichols’ quirky & paranoid 1973 thriller, “The Day of the Dolphin” (with George. C. Scott)
Dr. Jake Terrell: “Does Fa love Pa?” Willis: “Fa LOVE Pa. Fa HATE Bush and Cheney, though. Hate them. The filthy bipedal fascists.”*