Annan: “…then, having stormed the beach at Normandy in my rickety old fishing boat, I fought my way through the Germans using nothing but a slingshot and some blow darts, whereupon I killed Hitler, democraticized Western Europe, then sat down to a snifter of Hennessy Timeless and some John Dos Passos.”*
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(h/t The Sundries Shack, who has more).
You are, Kofi, you are ! To wit, your
Compared to our approx. $160 billion and counting. So have no fear, Kofi, your full part in the pathetic, too little, and too late contribution to Iraq sets a very high standard for future UN debacles. EUnuchs still sing their hosannas at the altar of your incompetence, in praise of your mighty impotence, and all is right with the world. We’ll show those stingy Americans !
BTW, you gettin’ your piece of the pedophile action in the Congo, pimp daddy ?
My favorite lines are how Kofi and the UN will act as the conduit for funding to assure that it is spent correctly. Which, after it washes through the conduit, will amount to about thirty bucks to be distrubted evenly throughout Iraq.
“Mashups” are really popular with those wacky kids these days – you know, playing a rap track over a rock track simultaneously. Jay-Z and Linkin Park have a whole album of them out.
What would a “mashup” of Kofi Annan and Oliver “Kool Aid” Willis sound like? I’m just sayin’……….
(keyword “black”)
“…I fought my way through the Germans using nothing but a slingshot…”
…DRAGGING MY CANOE BEHIND MEEEEE…
keyword: “defense”
Pretentious, absurd little peacock! .. along with the rest of that nest of trotters ….
Oops! I was getting carried away
Translation:
“Because we opposed the war and gave ChimpHitler the finger, we are fucking tight with the towelheads what want to blow shit up. Trust me man, we can get them to play it cool…but it’s gonna cost ya.”
Translation:
“We can introduce them to our buddies in Iran for tips on civil rights, and for economic expertise look no further than North Korea…those cats have it all figured out.”
Preach it Kofi, shout it from the mountaintops!
(Turing word: “Kofiisadouchebag”. Weird, huh?)
What’s next? Kofi declaring that he’s going to send in UN troops to stop the genocide in Rwanda?
Man, now that’s just crazy talk.
Everyone knows there was no genocide in Rwanda, it was a fabrication of neocon right whingers to steal all the delicious Rwandan oiiiiiiiiil and drum up support for the military industrial hegemonic thingy.
Spamword LIVED. Which we all know is DEVIL backwards! As a COMMENTER RIDING THE COAT TAILS OF A CITZEN JOURNALIST I demand an explanation!
Anybody on the “dragging my canoe behind me” reference? Anyone…Bueller?
“Ignorance is Blix, Kofi.”
Anon