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Undercoating? I think Blobiver needs some custom-built heavy-duty shocks all up under that beyotch…..
Hyndai Accent GT?
Yo, Food Channel
Blimp My Ride
You will know him by his vanity plate:
BYONCEW
YEAH! Oliver is stupid and fat!! And Martha Stewart is in jail! With Lesbians!!!
You’re the blog version of that guy that shows up at open mike night and can’t make it through one of his jokes without laughing at how funny he is.
And Mike, you’re the drunk guy in the back of the room passed out in his own vomit.
Mike – you’re the guy who was sprawled out in the gutter after being thrown out by the bouncers.
Nah, Mike is the guy who showed up to the club drunk and underdressed and couldn’t get in to begin with.
It just came to me, in a flash. Maybe I’m late to the party. The left wing has no fucking sense of humor! They’re so tightly wound, it’s all just heat and no haha.
Christ, even Glenn cracks a joke once in a while and he’s about as turgid as a white boy can be. Not that there’s anything wrong with being turgid and white…
You’re the blog version of that guy that shows up at open mike night and can’t make it through one of his jokes without laughing at how funny he is.
Well, as long as the jokes are funny … and they are Mike. They are. Funny.
Mike, you’re an idiot. For the record, Jeff never laughs at his own jokes. He’ll keep running a joke with a straight face until everyone else has forgotten it’s a joke and starts to get scared that he really is going to show his penis to the bouncer.
Jeff G. – Thanks so much for O-Dub day at PW. I’ve really enjoyed it, you should make it a monthly thing.
How DARE you, Mike.
I AM A CITIZEN JOURNALIST – CHAMPION OF FREE SPEECH AND PROTECTOR OF TRUTHS!
RESPECT ME, MIKE! RESPECT ME FOR MY ADHERENCE TO MY CALLING!
ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND!
DEFENDER OF TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!
And a wonderful dancer, too.
And good to his Jewish mother.
Not many people know it, but Goldstein IS an excellent dancer.
And he has a lovely singing voice.
Turing word is “truth”.
Anyway. When is Willis finally going to get that TV show?
Hey, Ollie has responded, with all his typical wit [see below for text of Ollie’s response; I refuse to give him any traffic – ed]
And God, please send more idiots to Protein Wisdom. I like to watch Jeff shake them like a Staffordshire Terrier with a ragdoll. Especially when he goes all Old Testament on them. Amen.
I think I know what prompted all this. Jeff suddenly remembered that smashingly clever photoshop job someone did last year, of OW as the giant Kool-Aid pitcher, and was overcome with jealously at not having thought of it himself. Hence, the present flood.
If that’s not the real reason, it oughtta be!
Naw. I thought that was kinda feeble, actually.
Jeff suddenly remembered that smashingly clever photoshop job someone did last year, of OW as the giant Kool-Aid pitcher, and was overcome with jealously at not having thought of it himself.
That was a drawing, not a p-shop. And yes, Jeff is jealous.
Matt —
We do not link to Ollie. So I’m forced to break your link, though I’m happy to note his response. Oliver writes:
Which I paraphrase thus:
Do I smell a “Broiled OW Cheese Melt”?
For traffic’s sake, what else can Oliver say but, “Please, sir, may I have some more?”
Sorry, I didn’t know about the no link policy. I like Oliver claiming victory, tho… he’s lost for so long I doubt he knows what winning feels like.
Kids, don’t forget to wash up, brush your teeth, and clean your room please! Also, I called those recruiters for you. They won’t be bothering you again—I told them about your pilonidal cysts and the fact that you’re 41.
That’s okay, Matt.
And as for the victory claim, I think Oliver’s counting on Jesse to bully somebody into getting him an Ohio recount.
RACIST!
Well, what else can you say? Willis IS really fat. Really.
So, if someone points out that someone else is really fat, that constitutes a victory?
But…what if Willis didn’t actually say anything that needed rebutting, and all there is left to talk about is his corpulence? Is that still a victory? Because that just sounds like excuse-making to me.
Hmm, I think Willis just stumbled upon a loophole for every persecuted stupid person in the world who also happens to be fat…
Later,
bbeck
So, to get back on topic, are you telling us that Willis is purchasing his Accent GT from Jerry Lundegaard?
The only thing more pathetic than Oliver Willis holding an empty box of animal crackers is an Oliver Willis groupie yearning for his pudgy master’s attention.
Oh, ya, JW, ya. By da way, i’m not so sure about your police work, dere.
And I tink i’m gonna be sick. Ya.
HA! Keyword, “late.”
Turgid and White;
They rocked in the 70s!
(I hear turgid is completly bald now, and white sells used cars).
Ah, Jeff, your childish humor amuses me.
No, no no. You’re thinking of “Hard and Black.”
Sorry.
Oliver is overweight. But since we’re on the topic of appearances, why does Jeff look like a Popes-era Shane MacGowan?
Okay, maybe the skin’s a bit less yellow. But that’s still the guy.
Naw. I thought that was kinda feeble, actually.
Oh no? [click, clickety] Then who was that in the comment thread [click, click-click] of the post that that image appeared in [clickety-clickety] who said “Teach me the magic, master”, or words to that effect?
[clickclickclickclick] Dangit, I wish I could find it!
Hey, the koolaid pitcher of the Baghdad Blob was brilliant. How dare you dis that?
Jeff has a man-crush. Maybe he thought that it would put him on the road to getting a man-date, like his favorite preznit.
I think in fact that a previous, and mildly disastrous dissing is being dissed in the form of a dissimulated diss.
That was a response to Robin, not to the interloper
Jeff has a man-crush. Maybe he thought that it would put him on the road to getting a man-date, like his favorite preznit.
Well, Ollie sure does have them big titties I like so much, so, y’know, never say never.
Think he’ll do me for a Mallow Pie?
Hmmm.. OW seems to boil all your arguments down to you simply saying that he is fat, which, as the posts show, is not all that you say. You call him stupid too.
But aside from that, if Ollie can reduce your posts to a simplistic argument (granted, the only kind he can make) that allows him to play the victim, why don’t we have fun and do the same to his statements?
Jeff G, I dunno, but O-Chub’s animosity towards you seems a little, ummm, overstated. Maybe this zealousness is driven by a little antisemetism.
Now let’s play the victim card, O-Chub. I’ll see your 6,000,000 daily caloric intake with 6,000,000 dead Jews. Who’s the victim now, beeyatch?
THis is the most moronic blog I have ever read, and I read a lot o’ blogs. You know, there’s only a certain amount of information in existence and unlimited space on the internet, so sooner or later I knew I was bound to find a blog with absolutely no substantial content and with no apparent purpose. HERE is that blog!
You guys keep up the fat jokes, but I think we’re all a little bit dumber for having visited this website.
As long as we remember to pronounce the “B” in “dumber”, we’re still smarter than those dorks at fark.com!
Well shit. Now that I think about it, Cody has a point.
Later, y’all. I got a lot of living to do.
And yet, Cody, some of us brought our dumb with us.
Does anybody else find it ironic that Cody tried to pull of a critique of this site’s gravitas by cribbing a line from Billy Madison?
How could we tell if Cody actually got dumber? Just askin’.
Maybe if Cody posts again, we can do a comparative analysis and see how many brain cells he’s lost in the interim.
Looking at that picture of yours, it’ll take a lot more than a mallow pie to get anyone to do you. Yikes.
And everyone knows only idiots have goatees.
For all we know he could be shedding them like dandruff.
I do. I award Cody no points and may God have mercy on his soul.
There have been smack downs in the history of PW. Kennedy, Rall etc…, let this day count among them. Well done Jeff. In the tradition of the Fark kids, Pwnd!!1!
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4 and perhaps the most appropriate…
Brain cells, that is. I wish these people would stop getting in my way. It’s making me cross.
Looking at that picture of yours, it’ll take a lot more than a mallow pie to get anyone to do you. Yikes.
You do realize I’m not trying to attract men, right, Dave? Because all your comments seem to be about man sex.
In case you hadn’t noticed. And not that I’m passing judgment.
If I were a nicer person, I’d almost feel sorry for Ollie. Since I’m a malevolent prick, this is giving me enormous quantities of joy.
May the castigation of Adipopundit proceed!
I dunno. I think Jeff could get some pretty fine man on man lovin’ if he tried.
I mean, not anyone as spectacularly beautiful as me, but still pretty fine.
Jus’ sayin’…
You’d be feeding me grapes with your toes inside a week, Zomby.
Mr. Goldstein, that’s just damn nasty. But funny.
This day will be seared – seared in my memory as the day Goldstein was taken out by a brutal combo bitch-slap from Dike and Grody. And what’s-his-face.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go shave the goatee off my ass. Maybe I’ll just burn it off with some Kryptonite.
My nipples are hard.
TRIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBIIIIIING!
(I did it for the children.)
Apparently Fat Boy Dim deletes his TB’s from dissenting blogs. What a lamer. If he and Dean are the best the Left can do .. it’s pretty pathetic opposition.
Dan, it is the best they can do. But not the worst.
To think Glenn confused this guys bloviating hatred for talent.
Trust me, neither Willis nor Goldstein are that that great in the sack.
First off, Willis is a screamer, and you’re obviously limited to couple of basic positions. Not to mention his messy alfredo sauce fetish.
Goldstein? His parents unknowingly hired an evil Mohel for his bris, resulting in painfully-edged tip. In fact, he’s been banned from our weekly wingnut blogger swordfights.
Happy Valentines, everybody!
As for the Kool-Aid pitcher picture, I now think I remember that it was really Allah who was swooning over it in the comments, wherever it was that it appeared. So nevermind!
Oliver who?
OMG this must be one of the funniest series of posts I have ever read.
And iowahawk takes the cake. ‘Willis is a screamer.’ The appalling imagery that that presents to my mind’s eye will be seared, seared into my brain.
That’s my most favorite thing about this blog! It’s like [insert appropriate metaphor here] without the [continuation of metaphor] except [conclusion of metaphor].
I wonder how long he was looking? I could have pointed him to a few and saved him a lot of time.
Is that pitiful hack claiming he’s not fat now? ‘Cause I’m here to tell ya, the boy is El Gordissimo himself. Totally tubbers, y’know?…
Spambuster word: million
As in “I got a million of ‘em, baby…”
You lefties are INSANE! Have you seen the picture of Jeff with his Cat Stevens look??? Smokin Hot does not begin to describe it. And his shaved head pic???? Gannon could have used that one for his main pic for Militarystuds.com site and made a fortune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note how Media Matters says he ‘attended’ Florida Atlantic U. ‘Attended’ is code for ‘didn’t graduate.’