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Sunday riddle, 2

Q: Why did Soros-bought media shill Oliver Willis cross the road?

A: Tasty sno-cones!

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update:  Ooh!  Are those soft pretzels…?!

14 Replies to “Sunday riddle, 2”

  1. Sean M. says:

    Dude, that’s just got to be racist, somehow!

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Snowcones are just another cudgel used by the Man to keep the people down.

  3. Randy Webster says:

    OW didn’t do anything to set you off, did he?

  4. harrison says:

    My spam word says it all:

    money.

  5. FreakyBoy says:

    So right Jeff.

    Snow:  White

    Cone:  Traffic Control Device.

    Just another way the man controls the oppressed.

    And, OW crossed the road to get to the “This Can’t Be Bacon” franchise.

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Randy —

    You mean aside from calling Barone an “idiot”; Reynolds a “tool,” an “ass,” and “willfully stupid”; Bill Quick “small-minded”; Bill INDC and Steven Den Beste “fools”; Bill INDC and Matt Margolis “ethically challenged”: Jonah Goldberg a “chickenhawk” [Oliver forgets he was for the Afghanistan war, apparently]; Bob Novak a “douchebag of liberty”; and the Wizbangers “liars”—all in the last week?  No. No he hasn’t.

  7. Grant says:

    So your saying you feel left out, is that it Jeff?

    I just figured the Olly bating was a ruse in order to get him to respond, thus enabling the creation of the best post in all of blog history, the post where “Oliver Willis gets into a battle of wits with Protein Wisdom and doesn’t really acquit himself all that well.”

  8. BumperStickerist says:

    I now know why Butter flavored SnoCones exist.

    Thanks, Jeff!

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Grant —

    That post is implied daily here at pw.

  10. RussfromWinterset says:

    Jeff Goldstein – the man who gives “the stinkpalm of Liberty” to ranting moonbats!!!

  11. JWebb says:

    Did he get the snocones at the KFC across the street? That seems more symmetrical.

    Not to mention racist.

  12. MGC says:

    Good news for OW: Jimmy Fallon’s TAXI on DVD tomorrow! Blogging over there should be light for a day or two. Masturbating at the sight of Queen Latifah can eat up a man’s day.

  13. jeremy in NYC says:

    Maybe Jeff wasn’t left out.  Is it possible Oliver got “Jeff Gannon” and “Jeff Goldstein” mixed up?

    Just askin’.

  14. Goy Girl says:

    “That post is implied daily here at pw.”

    Heh.  Jeff, you crack me up!

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