“My Life as a Nanobot,” episode 2.
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Heh! No .. copyright and syndicate! These are better than Larson.
Did Larson get to say jugs?
Ah. Smell the freeeedom!
You know what is sad? I had to google Benjamin Bratt to find out who he was.
Nice though.
Funny stuff, Jeff. I’m diggin’ it.
Larson never got to say nanojugs!
But soon Glenn Reynolds will.
This is good stuff, JG. Really good.
Do you have, like, any kind of a real day job? I’m just askin’…’cause, like, are they hiring?
You know what is sad? I had to google Glenn Reynolds to find out who he was.
Larson got to say jugs once, but it was in a perfectly normal conversation between two menopausal dashunds.
Good call on that frontal lobotomy.
You might also entertain thoughts of short-circuiting the talkback mechanism and implementing retractible teeth, too.
“Maximum pleasure from a minimum love.”
–Mac McAnally
… and, oh yeah. How ‘bout them freakin’ TROJANS!
Them Okies is nothin’ but a bunch of traitorous Texans.
38-10 USC, start of the second half. The OU defense is getting torched by big plays.
You know what is sad? I had to Google USC and OU to find out who they were.
Trojan? What an unfortunate name for a sports team…
Its not like they had their asses kicked by the Greeks a few freakin’ millenia ago. Teach them to steal women.
What? You were expecting a different comment?
SarahW
hmmph! Can’t comment to Reynolds. He might or might not post response to his “diary”.
Are yall making fun of me?
Cuz that would be just sad.
RWS …. not a chance!
Oh, Sparky. We’re just breaking your balls. We broke Jeff’s balls a couple of days ago.
Don’t worry – it’ll be my turn soon enough. You can have your fun then.
Daniel … could be sooner than you can contemplate!
RWS – you make fun of us all the time without even intending to. Why do you think world-weary cynics love you so much?
Also, “Trojans” ain’t bad at all. In Mesquite, TX our school was home to “The Fighting Skeeters,” complete with a 14-foot sculpture of a really angry looking mosquito on a flatbed trailer-truck that made laps around the stadium after every touchdown.
I shit you not.
It’s funny, because the nanobots, they talk.
Yes, Di. I’m waiting for you to unleash your fiendish plans.
Sure Dan – always in private, with respect, professionalism and allowing sense of dignity.
Nonsequential clusterflog!
Nah! Flusterclog.
Nano! Nano!
…almost like they’re sentient, autonomous beings.
And how crazy is THAT?
Irritations can easily be dusted off ..
Quick, Jeff. Time for the Heinlein Maneuver.
All you had to do was ask ..
<graciously exits>
Serious potential Jeff. The funny pages could really use a shot of actual humor. They are so inane now.
INDC just picked up the strip. Don’t you realize Universal Press Syndicate has Da Boyz on da payroll?
So, I guess there was supposed to be an image there, huh.
A bit of a code problem. Fixed in the short terml; working on a longer term solution.
Yeah, Trojans ain’t that bad. That was the mascot of the first high school my kid attended. Now she goes to a high school in east Tennessee where the teams are the Fighting Cocks.
And, yes, they put up a banner at football games reading “You can’t beat our Cocks!”
I shit you not.
I don’t get it. Is this about Anna Nicole again?
BTW, you might want to put the year at the end of the date, too. Hopefully there will be a lot of them…
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me
Than a frontal lobotomy.
I think the USC offense should meet the Auburn defense. I’m just sayin’.
I’m tryin’ to get those nanobots to start on my 25,000 square foot mansion – but, no, they are too busy crankin’ out those supermodels.
We’ll just build out a few gazillion more nanobots and start a re-education program right out of the box. If they don’t do exactly what we want we can zap ‘em back to the constituent wittle parts they are made of. Take that proletariat!
It’s crazy Jeff..REALLY crazy!