I am not a blogger. I hate the word “blog.” In fact, when somebody comes up to me and says, “dude, do you blog?”—I say something like, “what are you, some sort of queer?” And Peter Hoytema, the pastor of Midland Park Christian Reformed Church in Ridgewood, NJ, concurs. Kind of.
January 2005
Bloomberg News: “Bush to Name Ex-Presidents Bush, Clinton to Asia Relief Effort”
President George W. Bush today will name two former presidents, his father George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton, to lead a nationwide fund-raising effort to aid victims of the Asian tsunamis, a White House spokesman said. “This will be a nationwide charitable fund-raising effort,’’ spokesman Scott McClellan said. The toll from Asia’s earthquake and tsunamis climbed to 155,000 as more bodies were uncovered in Indonesia, the country worst hit by
A reminder to protein wisdom readers
I am not a pundit. I don’t even like the word ”pundit.” In fact, I’m the kind of person who when he sees a homeless pundit begging for change on the street tells him to shut his stupid pie hole and get a job. Because this ain’t Hyde Park, and I ain’t the goddamn hot toddy fairy. Dirty pundits. **** update: also not a pundit.
The feminist blowback poem
for Lucy Hey!—just once let that goofy bald kid kick the football, would you, bitch?
“Enjoy the bubbly, suckers!” – Judd Nelson, 8:40 PM MT, Dec 31 2004
[For today only, this limited edition New Year’s Eve 2005 print is available for only $19.95]
