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Guys, I think we’ve been punk’d in the cruelest way imaginable.
That be some madd Photoshop skillz, yo. Allah-like.
Happy New Year Jeff, whoever’s posting as McGehee, and everyone else in PW-land.
Hey! See that guy in the middle? Between Judd and John? I KNOW that guy! He’s the nephew of that pop-star, Barely Manenough.
Oh, shit! Jeff, you magnificent bastard!
The amber shades would have been more recognizable with a beard and nipple earmuffs!
Oh, come on, Jeff. Danny Bonaduce and John Elway? I’ve got autographed pictures of them wallpapering my bathroom.
Now Stanley Caldwell in a picture with you … that’s what I’d be impressed by.
Just like to interject that I am still laughing my fucking ass off here, Jeff.
Two snot-bubbles way up!
Whoever that chick is… she’s definitely doable.
I could wear her nipples as earmuffs….
Or her muff as earnipples.
Happy New Year.
That would be Janet Elway. And possibly Pat Bowlen’s body?
Is Judd Nelson on his knees, or his he really that small?
I wuz just wonderin’ whether we could smoke that plant.
T-t-t-twenty-four hour party people…
No days off!
I see you all got in safely. Even sober enough to comment and type correctly. YAY!!!
Glad people pointed out who these people were. Judd did not look like himself, I don’t know football and Jeff looks like that bad guy in the first Spy Kids movie, which I am sure all of you saw. He was also the bad guy in the Josey and the Pussycats movie. (yeah, I know there is a joke in there somewhere, I just can’t find it)
Only $19.95? How much with your autograph on it?
Does it include a signed Certificate of Authenticity?
Nothing like starting the year with a good hack call back…
My God, MUST you people type so loudly?
Coitus interruptus.
I don’t see no print or image of any type, but for some reason you guys are commenting on a photoshopped image of some sort where all sorts of people are seen.
I don’t see nuthin’.
I know I’m dense. I have a funny name in real life and I was not the type of kid people would invite to smoke dope.
But I’m vaguely cool now. So please, let me in on the joke. Willya? Puleeze?
Jeff had us all face down, just grunging away all night while we were workin’ on figuring out the photo that was up there. Then he pulled out and took down the photo too.
Probably because of the way his hair looked in the pic: not up to the usual sex-god standards we’ve come to expect. Though he was wearing the signature shooting glasses.
It showed him and three “B celebs,” none of whom I recognized until their identities were pointed out. And it was well-done.
Sick Bastard, never beg when you can Google.
MC, quit bogartin’ that pipe, dude, and pass it on. Jerk.
Oh, yeah: HAPPY NEW YEAR, WEBB !!
I may have hurt his feelings saying he looked like the bad guy in the Spy Kids movie, cuz that guy is not so sexy. But,you Jeff ARE sexy. I mean really sexy. Like too sexy for this blog sexy. So stop looking for a better pic and put it back up already.
Oh well, yeah..that’s a better picture.
[Hm. Must remember to change back to my real screen name after a spoof comment on a previous thread. Or just post as McGehee from now on.]
Glad you fixed the hair, Jeff. Now: about the face. We didn’t necessarily want something that represented you as you yourself see the world, ya know? Just sweep those bangs back from your lovely forehead and be done with it–you know: run your hands electronically through the front of your locks.
[ducks and runs away]
Whoa! That’s visual evidence of the Ghost of Tony (Leonard Goldstein Rosenberg) Randall!
Like, you could get sandwich bread kind of money for that on ebay, you know?
“Just sweep those bangs back from your lovely forehead and be done with it–you know: run your hands electronically through the front of your locks.”
Okay.
Was the pup pre-monkey?
Did you really shave your head? If so, why?
I wanted to see what my skull looked like. But the hair has since grown back—as hair is wont to do.
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Yes. The picture IS gone. It’s, in fact, been gone for a few hours now. I missed it all and I’m going to pout like what’s-his-face with the lipgloss who was trying to score some speedball or whatever in that Judd Nelson post a few days back. All I’ve seen is this silly Danny-whacked faced Jeff?-Ellway-Ellway wife photo. Oh, and, of course, that pic of Jeff having shaved off his hair. Did your wife know? I’d have to shoot my own personal husband if he did that to his head.
So those are our choices: no hair, or the “bangs” effect? Fine. You are the most uncooperative sex symbol on the internet, I’ll have you know.
You’re going to wake up tomorrow morning with a picture of yourself in Us Weekly, shopping for groceries with NO MAKEUP ON.
My wife liked it. But it’s very high maintenance, so I grew it back.
Jeff – I think you should post more pictures of yourself from your <A HREF=”http://www.andrewgold.com/photo46.htm’<Andrew Gold</A< phase. The chicks seem to really dig it.
“Oh what a lonely boy…”
Sure.
There you go. They’re getting wet already.
What’s that, Jeff, Serpico?
That’s not Jeff, it’s Cat Stevens before he went all Muslim.
Still waiting for the Judah Maccabee retrospective..
That was great. You didn’t digitally enhance you beard, did you?–I mean, the photo’s unretouched?
(Just checking, like those men who claim they don’t like siliconed boobs.)
That was all great. Maybe three more, and you’ll be done. How hard can that be?
Point of fact: Many women are really stupid for a tall boy with a beard. I mean bank robbery kinda stupid.
You put big eyes over that and heaven help you ‘cause you’re bound to do something foolish. Feminism as we know it could be totally wiped out by tall guys with beards and big beautiful eyes–I was corraled by one and mostly haven’t had an independent thought since. Conservatives should take note and make some hottie their “stay home to homeschool your kids and make your own soap” poster child. That would make for some radical change. I’m just sayin’
Ana, are you saying that Jeff could make you “bank robbery stupid?” (I’m pretty sure we have the answer to that one from Attila Girl)
This explains alot about Jeff’s sexual humor which has many words and actions I have never heard much less tried.
Oh, Jeff is definitely bank robbery material. Sadly, I’m old and sensible.
Oh my God, Jeff’s seen the Ring!
But seriously, these are great. Now show us “The Ross”.
Sure. “The Ross” it is…
There is a type of woman who likes 1) verbal ability, 2) tall, with a somewhat slender build, and 3) coloring that’s either dark or really fair.
This type of woman would–hypothetically speaking–usually be in the greatest danger from either Jewish men or the occasional Irishman.
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Fact is, I’ve already been gotten–and good. But I try to sound the warning to others young ladies: stay away from smart men! They are much harder to manipulate. And what good is being happy/fulfilled when you can’t always get your way? It’s a sobering thought.
My God! How many pictures of yourself do you have? what? Were you some kind of Jewish hair model or something?
Your just loving this, aren’t you?…
Attila Girl, smart men/dumb men… all the same.
Boobs and food.
But your right. The smart ones are harder to manipulate.
Actually, I think I’ve exhausted all my hair-styles except for some 80s stuff.
Hair schmair.
Who on earth possessed you to wear that suit? Michael Corleone?
{Screams of horror}
Well, you might as well show the rest of your pix. Do you have any with you wearing hip 80’s garb like a skinny tie or maybe a Miami Vice Don Johnson suit or something? Or how about a concert shirt from The Alarm’s 1987 Electric Fokelore Tour (I still have mine which has held up remarkably well)?
C’mon dogg, don’t hold back!
Attila Girl, Don’t neglect to mention the danger posed by guys with 1) verbal ability, 2) tall, with a somewhat slender build, and 3) coloring that’s either dark or really fair, who often turn out to prefer other guys with 1) verbal ability, 2) tall, with a somewhat slender build, and 3) coloring that’s either dark or really fair.
Make that Electric Folklore Tour.
The verbal ability is often the clincher.
Daniel I think we just did a real time double double-tap
The only 80s pic I have handy. No skinny tie, but note the Duran Duranish tilt to the hair.
Jeff, If you had only plucked your eyebrows back a tad, you would have looked just like the boy who broke my heart back in 73. For details, see my previous warning to Attila Girl.
In that ‘80s pic, you look kind like that guy… what was his name… He was in “The Breakfast Club”…
Gail – Yes, we’re like a commenting tag-team.
JG – You’re either wearing a Hawaiian shirt or military fatigues with a florescent camouflage pattern.
Paul Gleeson!
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(Ross image “cannot be displayed, because it contains errors”
Remind me to delete all these links, by the way.
Oh shutup, your loving it that gentile girls (some old, some sensible)are taking screen shots, printing them and putting them on their ceilings. (I’m only guessing here but feel pretty confident)
The girls are getting hot and bothered and the guys are breaking your balls. That’s what makes blogging all worth it.
Jeff. Just think of all the primo material your mother has stashed away in photo albums.
And how easy it is to set up a blog.
‘Nuf said.
This is 80’s hair baby!!!
Webb, don’t bring this whole thing crashing down.
Well, Gail, that’s unfortunate–but, heartbreaken or no, you didn’t get gotten, which is the ultimate danger we were discussing.
RWS–good idea! I’ll have to print them out for future, um, reference.
Doesn’t the swirly face mean you’ve got, like, seven days to live?
I told you not to watch that tape.
Tall, lean, fairly big eyes, aqualine or semi-aqualine nose. What those in the know have dubbed the “baby bird” look. Informal-surveys-among-women-I’m-friends-with have confirmed that the “baby bird” look is a good indicator of both endowment and generosity. Add to this a gentle nature, sharp mind, or verbal ability and it’s way over. I never could understand the girls who dated those big old beefy football types. What’s the deal there?
Could it be genetic? I always thought it was the gene pool protecting itself. There are no men in my family who fit this description.
Ana, if that discription is true, my son will be over run with chicks in college.
Hmmm….not sure I like that idea.
I gained enormous respect for John Elway after reading of his post-football campaign to reconnect with his wife and family. Somehow the image is blemished now that I’ve seen him hanging with Jeff…
Rightwingsparkle–Proverbs 22:6
Ana, yeah. It’s the “when he is older” part I hate waiting on.
And I thought it was gonna be about hair..
He looks better with his glasses on and yes, he really is that small.