15 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 88”

1. McGehee says:

   January 2, 2005 at 11:21 pm

   I’ve seen cranes, but I’ve never seen one fucking.

2. gail says:

   January 2, 2005 at 11:52 pm

   You’ve been looking in the wrong origami books.

3. gail says:

   January 2, 2005 at 11:53 pm

   Fucking crane should be right between flapping crane and nesting crane.

4. Frank Villon says:

   January 3, 2005 at 12:00 am

   Thanks, Gargantua, for the further lessons on comfortable bum-wiping.

5. jmflynny says:

   January 3, 2005 at 12:16 am

   It’s hard to beat a gold glitter and cardboard nativity. She shouldn’t take it so hard.

   Had it been a macaroni and lil smokies mennorah, that would have been another thing entirely.

6. JWebb says:

   January 3, 2005 at 1:04 am

   I saw a construction fucking crane on a dyke in Amsterdam once. You’d think the Dutch, of all people, would never tire of sticking their fingers in dyke holes.

7. jess @ LOSLI says:

   January 3, 2005 at 4:11 am

   Fucking Goldstein.  Come ski in durango I will buy the beer.

8. JWebb says:

   January 3, 2005 at 5:59 am

   Telluride is better skiing, but remove any conservative bumper stickers unless you want your vehicle keyed. Also, you can buy the beer.

9. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 3, 2005 at 6:26 am

   I’m afraid I don’t ski.  I life in Colorado and I surf. Which explains a lot, I think.

10. jess @ LOSLI says:

    January 3, 2005 at 6:45 am

    Jeff,
    
    I don’t ski either.  I guess if you grow up in the snow you don’t wnat to play in it.  Jwebb, I did a pipeline in telluride one time.  Oh a liberal that works in oil and gas, well I said Iwas not traditional.

11. Ana says:

    January 3, 2005 at 5:12 pm

    Stunned silence. The thought of someone living in Colorado and not skiing has rendered the skiiers in the group utterly speechless.

    Why, Jeff? Why? Is it the cold? Bad experience with a five-year-old cannon ball without poles? We can help. We’re listening.

12. Robin Roberts says:

    January 3, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    I’ve been working to obtain venture capital for my latest entrepreneurial concept:

    Combining a sporting clays range with a ski slope.

    Should one use 6’s for a snowboarder?

    “Pull!”

13. McGehee says:

    January 3, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    I can’t believe nobody’s pointed out that the reason I’ve never seen “one” crane fucking, is because they generally do it in pairs!

    Lordy.

14. Ana says:

    January 3, 2005 at 10:07 pm

    Robin–one should use a K-bar or perhaps a crossbow for a snowboarder. Nuthin’ personal.

15. Robin Roberts says:

    January 3, 2005 at 10:41 pm

    Ana, there is nothing more personal than a KBar.  If you were a Marine, you’d know this.

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