Okay, I’ll give it a go.  It’s like that huge monolith from 2001:  A Space Odyssey ate some tainted combo fajitas and was photographed just as it vomited up Michael Moore’s head. **** update:  And a little glass football.

this.

eg.  “Is that your white wine spritzer?” “No, that white wine spritzer belongs to Abe Lincoln.”* **** (via Glenn, by way of Bill)

“Sure, Mary may have been a bit too keen to put perfume on a possum.  And she’s feeling it in the seat today, believe me.  But I’ll bet you three jackrabbits to a tar pit that the facts we reported were dead on.  Dead on.”* “Whatever.  Can I make a suggestion, Dan?  Suspenders are so bourgeois. You should try denim.  And one of these cool native American hats with the

Having run out of butter, I used a little bit of olive oil to grease the fry pan this morning.  And you know what?  The eggs tasted just as good as they usually do—and even a tad Italian, if such a thing is possible.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

1.  Greg of California Hammonds is sponsoring a comment fundraiser TODAY with funds raised going toward the National Breast Cancer Foundation’s programs for education and low-cost or free mammograms for low-income women. For every comment received, he or one of the sponsors will donate $1. So, can you please make the time to stop by and comment, or even better, post a link for his cause? Done. 2.  Jeff, If

I AM A CITIZEN JOURNALIST, AND AS SUCH I DEMAND PIE!

For those interested, Hugh Hewitt will be interviewing many of the bloggers responsible for bringing the Rathgate scandal to the media fore. And Lileks. 5 PM EST.  You can listen to a live stream here. **** update:  Good news!  Thursday, 5:43 AM MST, I’ll be appearing on the very popular local public access show, “Good Morning, Denver Suburbs,” to discuss the best way to fry up hashbrowns.  A preview:  think