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another reminder

I AM A CITIZEN JOURNALIST, AND AS SUCH I DEMAND PIE!

15 Replies to “another reminder”

  1. A fine scotch says:

    As a South Park Republican, I demand CAKE, PIE, AND ICE CREAM!

    RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

  2. We doing South Park quotes?

    “Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”

    I’ve been working up the courage to use that one.  Maybe in a few years …

  3. A fine scotch says:

    I like combining 2 of Cartman’s quotes from that episode, so it comes out:

    “I would never let a woman kick my ass.  If she tried something, I’d be like, ‘HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and knit me a sweater!”

    However, my personal favorite is:

    Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I’d be like, ‘Hey. Why don’t you stop … dressing me like a mailman … uh, and making me dance for you … while you go and … smoke crack in your bedroom … and have sex with … some guy … I don’t even know. On my dad’s bed.

    Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?

    Cartman: I’m just saying you’re just a little wuss, that’s all.

  4. Cartman says:

    You sons-a-bitches are all fucked up.

  5. leelu says:

    Fruit or cream?

  6. Scott P says:

    Fine, take the damn pie.  Might as well finish the ice cream too while you’re at it.

    Frickin’ Ravens lover…

  7. Ian Wood says:

    No pie for you!  Back in the box, or you get the clamps again.

  8. basil says:

    I like pie. You know what kind of pie, don’t you Rock?

  9. zombyboy says:

    Citizen journalist? And here I thought you were the Blogging Pundit.

  10. Howdy,

    I can’t give you all the pi that you deserve, but I’m happy to donate a few digits.

    3.

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    592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647

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    011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953

    092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724

    891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737

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    000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901

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    8640

    –Jeffrey Boulier

  11. basil says:

    Needs more nutmeg.

  12. MC says:

    You must come to Chicago and have a slice of the key lime at Harry Caray’s. I’ll buy.

    It’s got the perfect blend of egg yolk, key lime and graham crackers – you know the kind of stuff that – even after you wash it out of your mustache – just kind of stays there for a day or so – kind of like, er, uh, really good other kinds of pie.

  13. E. Degeneres says:

    You’re preachin’ to the choir there, homeboy.

  14. MC says:

    That could only be JWebb.

  15. Tanya says:

    apple: “Don’t even think it.”

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