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“Sure, Mary may have been a bit too keen to put perfume on a possum. And she’s feeling it in the seat today, believe me. But I’ll bet you three jackrabbits to a tar pit that the facts we reported were dead on. Dead on.”* |
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“Whatever. Can I make a suggestion, Dan? Suspenders are so bourgeois. You should try denim. And one of these cool native American hats with the tribal band design.
“Chicks dig native American hats, man. Dig them like a trained pig digs truffles.” |
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update: Ace has more.
You know, now that I look Tom Laughlin again, he does look a bit like a young Dubya.
I know people are trying to cut down on the use of the word ‘like’ in prose, but really, like, what’s the deal J-Daddy?
I don’t understand the question. (Assuming I’m J-Daddy, of course.)
– Fashion question of the day…. Would Pat Boone white bucks go with the hat and denims….
– Area policing assignment for the day…Find and irradicate those blasphemous Boone CD’s….
Try to understand, Shank, any “mistakes” you think you see on Jeff’s website are figments of your imagination.
By goshdarndirtylaundry Gail, you’re right! It must be all that glue I’ve been huffing under my desk lately. BTW, when is it safe to crawl out, because I think my director might now I’m down here.
Unless I’m missing a hyperlink somewhere, Tom Laughlin’s blog has precisely one entry, which promised to be a list of thirty reasons Bush sucks, but terminates after listing one reason.
Was he overcome by his internal conflict between pacifism and violence before finishing his post?
“You know what I think I’m gonna do? Just for the hell of it, I’m gonna take *this* right foot, and I’m gonna whop you on *that* side of your face.”
Not a chance. It’s strictly “manly footwear” until the shit jumps off and then…bare feet.
“Master Gunfighter” is still Tom Laughlin’s best work.
Which is another way to say that it stinks a lot.
Well, at least that whiny schoolteacher-type bitch didn’t show up. How come Billy never kicked the crap outt her, that’s what I wanna know…
Little did we know: that little multi-ethnic band of scrawny urchins at said schoolteacher’s “Freedom School” later grew up to be the board of directors of MoveOn.org.
Makes you appreciate military boarding schools all the more.
”…and you wanna know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re gonna be able to do about it.”
– Excerpts from Ernies “Ode to a liberal asshat fly…”…(as sung by the Narobi trio)
– Mz Adams is still a good looking babe…..
One tin soldier rides away…
When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I’m supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try.
Smug, left wing, self-righteous bare feet of infinite justice and retribution against the “man” —you know, old school before all the self-esteem crap and non-judgmentalism ruined it.
What’s the frequency, J-Daddy?
That hatband on a stovepipe is to die for.
Lets get some ice cream.