9 clues that Democratic strategist and Kerry booster Susan Estrich is NOT a cheese sandwich
Susan Estrich is much whiter than a cheese sandwich
Susan Estrich sounds like Carol Channing; a cheese sandwich sounds like Fred Thompson
Susan Estrich, 17 net carbs; a cheese sandwich, 68 net carbs
A cheese sandwich would absolutely despise Alan Colmes
A cheese sandwich will avoid the intentional spreading of partisan untruths and innuendo.
Susan Estrich: gender feminist; a cheese sandwich: egalitarian, post-feminist
A cheese sandwich tastes delicious with butter, mayonnaise, or dijon mustard; Susan Estrich tastes delicious only when covered in chocolate sauce or strawberry jam
Michael Dukakis has never eaten a cheese sandwich
A cheese sandwich would never ever vote for John Kerry. Now brie, on the other hand…
18 Replies to “9 clues that Democratic strategist and Kerry booster Susan Estrich is NOT a cheese sandwich”
Thanks, Jeff.
Made my day. You usually do.
Catherine
A cheese sandwich may clog your arteries, but it won’t rot your brain.
Whether intentional or not, #8 implies something that my mind does NOT want to imagine…
Oh, let’s just say I was aware of the visuals that was likely to evoke…
Excuse me while I try to remove that mental image from my mind with a Makita drill and a beaker of concentrated acid…
agreed. i vurped when i read #8.
and #7.
and i don’t want to know how you know about her net carbs…
Inexplicably, when that image pops into my head, Dukakis is wearing that tanker’s helmet.
Damn, Robert beat me to the helmet joke. Oh, well—I can still make things worse.
Imagine that shit-eating grin under the helmet in that famous picture, except now Dukakis has a shine on his lips.
My apologies.
#8
Holy hell.
Entirely too much information. Though it explains how you knew about #7.
And #3 for that matter.
At least, i HOPE thats how you know those.
”Imagine that shit-eating grin under the helmet in that famous picture, except now Dukakis has a shine on his lips.”
Check, please.
Its all about sex or food with yall, isn’t it?
oh geeze, what was I thinking?? Of course it is. YOUR MEN!
Susan Estrich?
I’d do that!
(Of course, it seems like a half dozen men injure themselves every year with their Hoover Canister Vac…)
Funny thing, I just bought a block of brie today.
A cheese sandwich is more useful than Susan Estrich … and doesn’t have as grating a voice.
Pun intended there. Grate. Get it. Cheese grate. *sigh* I give up.
An anagram for Susan Estrich, IIMBSB:
NURSE ASS ITCH
Is this apropos? Please tell me soon because they’re breaking down the door.
So you’re saying Susan Estrich and Michael Dukakis…I mean, that they…I mean Dukakis and Estrich, you know…
Really?