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9 clues that Democratic strategist and Kerry booster Susan Estrich is NOT a cheese sandwich

  1. Susan Estrich is much whiter than a cheese sandwich
  2. Susan Estrich sounds like Carol Channing; a cheese sandwich sounds like Fred Thompson
  3. Susan Estrich, 17 net carbs; a cheese sandwich, 68 net carbs
  4. A cheese sandwich would absolutely despise Alan Colmes
  5. A cheese sandwich will avoid the intentional spreading of partisan untruths and innuendo.
  6. Susan Estrich:  gender feminist; a cheese sandwich:  egalitarian, post-feminist
  7. A cheese sandwich tastes delicious with butter, mayonnaise, or dijon mustard; Susan Estrich tastes delicious only when covered in chocolate sauce or strawberry jam
  8. Michael Dukakis has never eaten a cheese sandwich
  9. A cheese sandwich would never ever vote for John Kerry.  Now brie, on the other hand…

18 Replies to “9 clues that Democratic strategist and Kerry booster Susan Estrich is NOT a cheese sandwich”

  1. Catherine says:

    Thanks, Jeff.

    Made my day.  You usually do. 

    Catherine

  2. McGehee says:

    A cheese sandwich may clog your arteries, but it won’t rot your brain.

  3. mark says:

    Whether intentional or not, #8 implies something that my mind does NOT want to imagine…

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Oh, let’s just say I was aware of the visuals that was likely to evoke…

  5. Jay Reding says:

    Excuse me while I try to remove that mental image from my mind with a Makita drill and a beaker of concentrated acid…

  6. stinky says:

    agreed.  i vurped when i read #8.

    and #7.

    and i don’t want to know how you know about her net carbs…

  7. Inexplicably, when that image pops into my head, Dukakis is wearing that tanker’s helmet.

  8. Damn, Robert beat me to the helmet joke.  Oh, well—I can still make things worse.

    Imagine that shit-eating grin under the helmet in that famous picture, except now Dukakis has a shine on his lips.

    My apologies.

  9. tommy says:

    #8

    Holy hell.

    Entirely too much information.  Though it explains how you knew about #7.

  10. tommy says:

    And #3 for that matter.

  11. tommy says:

    At least, i HOPE thats how you know those.

  12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Imagine that shit-eating grin under the helmet in that famous picture, except now Dukakis has a shine on his lips.

    Check, please.

  13. Its all about sex or food with yall, isn’t it?

    oh geeze, what was I thinking?? Of course it is. YOUR MEN! rolleyes

  14. scott says:

    Susan Estrich?

    I’d do that!

    (Of course, it seems like a half dozen men injure themselves every year with their Hoover Canister Vac…)

  15. Walter says:

    Funny thing, I just bought a block of brie today.

  16. Robin Roberts says:

    A cheese sandwich is more useful than Susan Estrich … and doesn’t have as grating a voice.

    Pun intended there.  Grate.  Get it.  Cheese grate. *sigh* I give up.

  17. Stackers Aforethought says:

    An anagram for Susan Estrich, IIMBSB:

    NURSE ASS ITCH

    Is this apropos? Please tell me soon because they’re breaking down the door.

  18. Zeb Trout says:

    So you’re saying Susan Estrich and Michael Dukakis…I mean, that they…I mean Dukakis and Estrich, you know…

    Really?

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