Were I to stake my reputation as a world-class lover on the say-so of an ex-girlfriend’s 86-year old mother, you’d be justified in your skepticism.
Unless I’ve slept with you, of course. Or unless it turns out I actually sexed up the old gal—which, sadly, ain’t too far fetched, given that the 1980s are a complete blur to me. In which case, y’know, nevermind.
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update: Allah has more.
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update 2: from Ratherbiased
You mean these years are completely clear to you?
I just realized something. Are those Andy Warhol like pictures on the left you? (Being a mom, I have an amazing ability to focus and tune out everything else around me)
If so, what were you in 1980, 10?
Rightwingsparkle-
Check out the GRILF* forum at http://www.patheticporn.com- I think Jeff was actually about 12… :o)
Regards
*-Grandmotherly Reactionaries I’d Like to…
Or unless it turns out I actually sexed up the old gal
Now THAT is an even more disturbing picture than #8 on your Susan Estrich list.
Damn you Goldstein!
You don’t actually think that I am gonna click on a link called “patheticporn” do you?
Its probably just a link to the DVD “ShowGirls” OR the 8mm home movies of Clintons teenage years.
8:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time 9/15/2004
Dan Rather finishes humiliating 86 year old woman and self.
This is just too screwed-up.
“8mm home movies of Clintons teenage years.”
That would be the years 1961 through 2003, right?
I think most of those were his teenager years.
Leaving out the Lewinsky thing, since she was over 20 at the time.
You know, if these guys don’t own up to it soon and stop the bullshit, they are going to end up blowing their lucrative emeritus gigs.
Has anyone else gotten to the point that they can’t listen to Rather without laughing? Talk about self-parody!
Although I was dead tired from an all-day business trip, I was so taken with last night’s interview that I got the transcript from RatherBiased.com, pasted it into my blog, and did a paragraph-by paragrpah response to the more silliy things Rather said. Check it out:
http://hedgehogcentral.blogspot.com/
Hey stud – when you’re done here I have it on Rather’s authority that the Mapes woman is a “crack” journalist… get to it, son.
Your right hand undoubtedly got–and still gets–the best of your love, wanker.
By “best,” do you mean “quickest”? Because then you’d be right.
But in my defense, I do know all the best tricks.
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