me: “Tell you one thing: I wouldn’t want to be in Dan Rather’s shoes right about now, y’know?”
Levi’s: “Or his pants either, for that matter..”
me: “Well, yeah, sure. But I think we’re talking about two entirely different things here…”
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Dude, let’s just leave Rather’s pants out of this. As a matter of fact, let us never mention Rathe and pants in the same sentence again. Make that paragraph.
Rather wears pants? Why didn’t I get that memo?
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Oh.