Bill Gertz, The Washington Times: “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could
August 2004
August 11, 2004
Usama bin plannin’
Bill Gertz, The Washington Times: “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could
August 11, 2004
The John Kerry Christmas in Cambodia poem
So I misspoke, so what? I meant near Cambodia. Does it matter? I mean, what does the Vietnam War have to do with my ability to govern a country, anyway? Now please, can we maybe talk about the issues for a change…? *** update: Giant water rabbits! And me without my Billy Beer.
August 11, 2004
Wednesday riddle
Q: How many Teresa Heinz Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Please. That’s what immigrants are for.
August 11, 2004
Because when people think protein wisdom…
…they think meat tenderizer. [insert predictable erectile dysfunction joke here, Bill].
August 11, 2004
Because when people think protein wisdom…
…they think meat tenderizer. [insert predictable erectile dysfunction joke here, Bill].
August 11, 2004
Talking back to 80s music, 31
Well, for one thing you can try checking the door when you first wake up. That way, if you don’t see a head you can be pretty sure it was a dream. QED. …Christ, this ain’t rocket science, goth boy. The Cure, “Close to Me (Head on the Door)”
Shannon Elizabeth comments on the threat tropical storm Charley poses to Jamaica and the Cayman Islands
“Omigod, tropical storms just suck, don’t they? I mean, I love Jamaica, what with the dreadlocks and reggae music and beaches. The Caymans, too. It’s so beautiful and peaceful there. “…Say, did you know that I can hang coats from my nipples?”