“The Unknown Comic called. He says he has a spare bag for your face.”
August 4, 2004
August 4, 2004
John Edwards professes his love for kittens
Edwards: “That’s right, kittens. Kittens and bunnies. So adorable, what with all that fur and everything. Don’t you think?”
August 4, 2004
Go Buckeyes!
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August 4, 2004
Like Prunes to Diarrhea
I don’t recall saying Oliver Willis “hates freedom.” Leafy vegetables, sure. Treadmills, certainly. But freedom? Nope. Wasn’t me. As for the rest of Ollie’s suggestive dismissal of the recent Terror Alerts as so much politically motivated nonsense, well, what are you going to do? Oliver probably thinks Atta and his crew carried out the 911 attacks on a whim. No advanced planning—just extemporaneous tomfoolery by a group of rowdy Islamists
August 4, 2004
More on that non-existent Iraq-al Qaeda link
Stephen Hayes, writing in the Weekly Standard, continues bringing to light Iraq-al Qaeda connections. From “The Missing Link: What the Senate report really says about Iraq and al Qaeda,” July 26: In the flood of comment that greeted the Senate Intelligence Committee’s 511-page report on pre-Iraq war intelligence, no one remarked upon this sentence from the document about the Iraq-al Qaeda connection: “Any indication of a relationship between these two
August 4, 2004
Voi puzzo degli uomini
These sorry prima donnas owe every man, woman, and child in French Lick, Indiana a pepperoni-stuffed calzone and a six-pack of Moretti. Whipped by men who drive Vespas. How humiliating is that…?
August 4, 2004
Another question for my Levi’s
Me: “So…whaddya think? Pretty good fit, eh?” Levi’s: “Not bad. But before you get too excited, you might want to shave a quarter of an inch off that big ass of yours.” Me: Levi’s: “What, you want me to lie to you?” Me: “Would it kill you?”
August 4, 2004
Another question for my Levi’s
Me: “So…whaddya think? Pretty good fit, eh?” Levi’s: “Not bad. But before you get too excited, you might want to shave a quarter of an inch off that big ass of yours.” Me: Levi’s: “What, you want me to lie to you?” Me: “Would it kill you?”