12 Replies to “The John Kerry reports from Cambodia (c. 1968) collectible Hummel® figurine”

1. Scott P says:

   August 10, 2004 at 10:14 pm

   Is yellow the only color?  That kinda sucks.

2. Jeff Goldstein says:

   August 10, 2004 at 10:14 pm

   Also comes in red.

   Or rather, a color that’s “near” red.

3. David Gillies says:

   August 10, 2004 at 10:21 pm

   OK, so John Kerry was in his swift boat, thinking about the Sugar Plum Fairy, or whatever, and dodging bullets as the Vietnamese were having their traditional Christmas riot. In a country that was 95% Buddhist?

4. Ian Wood says:

   August 10, 2004 at 10:37 pm

   Stevie Wonder is a musical genius!

5. Jeff Goldstein says:

   August 10, 2004 at 10:43 pm

   …and of course Fonda.  If Fonda is a color.  Or “near” a color.

6. Bill in CO says:

   August 10, 2004 at 11:07 pm

   Ooh!  That’ll look so nice alongside my “John Kerry – Strong on Defense”, “John Kerry – Centrist”, and “John Kerry – I’m More Than Just a Vietnam Vet (aren’t I?)” figurines.

   I’m still holding my breath for the “John Kerry -Average Joe (with $500 Million and 5 mansions)” figurine that’s due out in a week or two.

   Beanie Babies ain’t got nothin’ on these.

7. Scott P says:

   August 10, 2004 at 11:09 pm

   The Fonda “nuanced tint” might look nicer with my Edwards figurine.
   
   I wish I could move their arms, though.  I’d have them raising their fists in a real tough-guy-like way that kinda says, “We’d kick your asses if lunch wasn’t ready!”

8. Joe says:

   August 10, 2004 at 11:41 pm

   What, no Certificate of Authenticity ? This is clearly just a cheap knockoff of JFK.

9. Bill from INDC says:

   August 11, 2004 at 12:04 am

   FUCKING THIEF!

10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    August 11, 2004 at 12:55 am

    Hummel® is a registered trademark of Bill from INDC.

    FUCKING THIEF® is a registered trademark of Bill from INDC.

    Bill from INDC® is a registered trademark of protein wisdom.  (Well, he’s my bitch, at the very least…)

11. Bill in CO says:

    August 11, 2004 at 5:53 am

    Not to intrude upon what is obviously a private moment, but I wanted to make everyone aware of the true meaning of “bitch”, as clearly defined by the ever-useful RSDB (Racial Slur Data Base).  (http://www.rsdb.org/)

    Bitch:
    
    “If you are currently incarcerated, this would be the proper way to refer to your caucasian associates.”

    Make of that what you will.

12. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    August 11, 2004 at 4:23 pm

    Will the figurines of the foreign leaders who are going to commit troops to Iraq once Kerry is President be available soon?

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