Yeah, right. Like a woman who thinks a Quarter Pounder with cheese is a flawed diamond would ever eat an Egg McMuffin. …Christ. You people really disappoint me sometimes. **** underpaid Guatalajaran kitchen help of update: Teresa wails, “Don’t question my husband’s patriotism, unpatriots!” (h/t Ace)
August 27, 2004
August 27, 2004
Will the monkey give us what we crave?
Depends. Last I heard he was in Cambodia. But I have my doubts.
August 27, 2004
Kerry to veterans: “I suppose, in retrospect, that the hippie-heavy photo mocking Iwo Jima WAS a bit much. But in my defense, I’d just like to point out that I served in Vietnam…”
Click the cover for links to the full text of Kerry’s out-of-print The New Soldier. As Bill Quick says: “The Blogosphere. You just gotta love it.” **** More here and here.
August 27, 2004
Kerry to veterans: “I suppose, in retrospect, that the hippie-heavy photo mocking Iwo Jima WAS a bit much. But in my defense, I’d just like to point out that I served in Vietnam…”
Click the cover for links to the full text of Kerry’s out-of-print The New Soldier. As Bill Quick says: “The Blogosphere. You just gotta love it.” **** More here and here.
August 27, 2004
Sick of the Kerry Swift Boat Scandal yet?
Too bad. Because I’m not. From today’s New York Post: An officer who served with John Kerry yesterday finally broke his silence about the Swift vets controversy – and said Kerry accidentally wounded himself before requesting his first Purple Heart. In a detailed new account that is certain to fuel the growing controversy, eyewitness William Schachte Jr., a retired rear admiral, told columnist Robert Novak for today’s papers that he
August 27, 2004
red pills found behind the sofa cushions, flashback epilogue
Freeze-dried brine shrimp, by the way. That’s all sea monkeys really are. And—contrary to the promises made by some dolphins—not one of those little shrimpbastards will don a crown, or bareback a sea horse, or launch a well-funded counterinsurgency against the fascist blue crab regime that recently seized control of the bathtub.