You do that, you partisan hive of pasty Medium Cool wannabes.  Because let’s face it:  what the American public really needs right now is expanded news coverage of unmitigated Bush hatred—y’know, to temper all the positive media coverage Dubya’s been showered with over the last 4 years. I mean, fair is fair, right? **** h/t Allah

You do that, you partisan hive of pasty Medium Cool wannabes.  Because let’s face it:  what the American public really needs right now is expanded news coverage of unmitigated Bush hatred—y’know, to temper all the positive media coverage Dubya’s been showered with over the last 4 years. I mean, fair is fair, right? **** h/t Allah

From Boston.com: When it comes to correcting papers and grading tests, purple is emerging as the new red. “If you see a whole paper of red, it looks pretty frightening,” said Sharon Carlson, a health and physical education teacher at John F. Kennedy Middle School in Northampton. “Purple stands out, but it doesn’t look as scary as red.” The considered reply of protein wisdom the educator:  “Oh shut the fuck

From the Weekly Standard’s “Scrapbook,” August 16: Shortly after Bulgarian truck driver Georgi Lazov’s headless body was fished out of the Tigris River on July 14, his country’s NATO ambassador in Brussels, Emil Valev, proposed that the organization issue a statement condemning this and other hostage-takings in Iraq. NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer did end up releasing such a statement, on July 20, calling these incidents “abhorrent” and

From the Weekly Standard’s “Scrapbook,” August 16: Shortly after Bulgarian truck driver Georgi Lazov’s headless body was fished out of the Tigris River on July 14, his country’s NATO ambassador in Brussels, Emil Valev, proposed that the organization issue a statement condemning this and other hostage-takings in Iraq. NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer did end up releasing such a statement, on July 20, calling these incidents “abhorrent” and

Female Dinner Guest:  “Why yes, thank you, we’d love some wine –” Male Dinner Guest:  “– So long as you haven’t had the bottle in your ass, she means –” Female Dinner Guest 2:  “– Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  It’s just, well…you understand…”

From the Boston Globe: The Kerry campaign removed a 20-page batch of documents yesterday from its website after The Boston Globe quoted a Navy officer who said the documents wrongly portrayed Kerry’s service. Edward Peck had said he—not Kerry—was the skipper of Navy boat No. 94 at a time when the Kerry campaign website credited the senator with serving on the boat. The website had described Kerry’s boat as being

From the Boston Globe: The Kerry campaign removed a 20-page batch of documents yesterday from its website after The Boston Globe quoted a Navy officer who said the documents wrongly portrayed Kerry’s service. Edward Peck had said he—not Kerry—was the skipper of Navy boat No. 94 at a time when the Kerry campaign website credited the senator with serving on the boat. The website had described Kerry’s boat as being

The missing 23+ percent?  Italian haircare products and an assortment of imported deli meats, if I had to guess.  Oh, and aspic.  Fops love aspic.

The missing 23+ percent?  Italian haircare products and an assortment of imported deli meats, if I had to guess.  Oh, and aspic.  Fops love aspic.