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August 11, 2004

Schism

From Drudge, via VP and commenter Scott P:  “Separate Hotel Rooms After Shouting Match” **Exclusive** Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry and his wife got into a heated argument after a campaign rally in Arizona Sunday night—a heated argument so hot they spent the night in different rooms! A well-placed law enforcement source tells DRUDGE how Kerry and Teresa Heinz moved to separate suites at Flagstaff’s Little America Hotel. “It was

Shannon Elizabeth comments on the threat tropical storm Charley poses to Jamaica and the Cayman Islands

“Omigod, tropical storms just suck, don’t they?  I mean, I love Jamaica, what with the dreadlocks and reggae music and beaches.  The Caymans, too.  It’s so beautiful and peaceful there. “…Say, did you know that I can hang coats from my nipples?”

Usama bin plannin’

Bill Gertz, The Washington Times:  “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could

Usama bin plannin’

Bill Gertz, The Washington Times:  “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could

The John Kerry Christmas in Cambodia poem

So I misspoke, so what?  I meant near Cambodia.       Does it matter? I mean, what does the Vietnam War have to do with my ability to govern a country, anyway? Now please, can we maybe talk about the issues      for a change…? *** update:  Giant water rabbits!  And me without my Billy Beer.

Wednesday riddle

Q: How many Teresa Heinz Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Please.  That’s what immigrants are for.

Because when people think protein wisdom…

…they think meat tenderizer. [insert predictable erectile dysfunction joke here, Bill]. 

Because when people think protein wisdom…

…they think meat tenderizer. [insert predictable erectile dysfunction joke here, Bill]. 

Talking back to 80s music, 31

Well, for one thing you can try checking the door when you first wake up.  That way, if you don’t see a head you can be pretty sure it was a dream.  QED.  …Christ, this ain’t rocket science, goth boy. The Cure, “Close to Me (Head on the Door)”