From Fox News Election monitors that normally would be expected to observe elections in fledgling democracies like Azerbaijan and Moldova are scheduled to watch the vote in a more established democratic nation — the United States. Responding to a request from 13 Democratic congressmen and the State Department, the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (search) will be sending a group to make sure the United States holds a

From Fox News Election monitors that normally would be expected to observe elections in fledgling democracies like Azerbaijan and Moldova are scheduled to watch the vote in a more established democratic nation — the United States. Responding to a request from 13 Democratic congressmen and the State Department, the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (search) will be sending a group to make sure the United States holds a

Fuck it.  I’m having a donut.

nervous militant 1:  “I don’t know.  Now that I reflect upon it, I’m not quite sure exactly why we’re supposed to hate the infidels with the heat of a thousand suns.”* nervous militant 2:  “Such talk, my brother.  Has the devil your tongue?” nervous militant 1:  “Oh, don’t get me wrong, Halil.  I exclude the Jewish monkeys and pigs from my musings.  It’s just that, well…I’m not convinced the XBox

From the Washington Post: The White House announced this morning that [the] Bush campaign would take legal action to force the Federal Election Commission to crack down on so-called 527 organizations that use a loophole in campaign-finance law to spend unregulated funds. White House press secretary Scott McClellan announced aboard Air Force One that the campaign would join Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) in a lawsuit against the FEC. McCain had

Puppies and bunnies and unicorns, and candy canes hanging from trees… *Sigh* Just smell that summer air, would you?—look at those mountain peaks, feel that gentle westerly breeze… Did I already mention puppies?  Because puppies.  Ah, yes.  Puppies.