So I misspoke,
so what? I meant
near Cambodia.
Does it matter?
I mean, what
does the Vietnam
War have to do
with my ability
to govern a
country, anyway?
Now please, can
we maybe talk
about the issues
for a change…?
***
update: Giant water rabbits! And me without my Billy Beer.
”…memory which is seared – SEARED – in me…”
Perhaps it was only a slight saute.
CIA trained giant water rabbits. No wonder Jimmy was scared.
You gonna let him get away with stealing that bit from you Jeff? Its not like he’s Bill.
How dare you question my patriotism, Robin !
Glenn Reynolds? Racist.
I actually was in Cambodia before I was not in Cambodia.
Christmas in Cambodia
with Captain Fraud
I am Captain Fraud
And I am, by Gawd,
Captain of Cambodia.
With my lucky hat,
From a spy, at that,
I stormed into Cambodia.
With three purple hearts,
Three bandaids apart,
Ah, Christmas in Cambodia.
With camera and gall
I reenacted all
My exploits in Cambodia.
My fantasy,”seared” in
memory,
Will gain for me a
presidency,
President of Cambodia.
For I’m Captain Fraud
And remain, by gawd,
The Liar of Cambodia.
Gene Neary
Captain,
USS Fantasy