Sailor: “This snakeskin jacket symbolizes my individuality and belief in personal freedom.”
May 2004
May 10, 2004
Top 10 Things that don’t quite rhyme with “Ted Kennedy” but are close enough
10. 4 Arby’s “Big Beef and Cheddar” Sandwiches – ennedy. 9. Nepotism Nepotism Nepotism – ennedy. 8. Enormo-skulled uber-liberal – ennedy. 7. Glenfiddich – ennedy. 6. Not your brother 1. Not your brother 2. Not your brother 3 – ennedy. 5. Rose’s little secret – ennedy. 4. “Are you gonna finish that cheeseburger?” – ennedy. 3. “Last call my ass — do you have any idea who I am…?” – ennedy. 2. John Kerry’s 400 lb. Senate pimp –
May 10, 2004
Top 10 Things that don’t quite rhyme with “Ted Kennedy” but are close enough
10. 4 Arby’s “Big Beef and Cheddar” Sandwiches – ennedy. 9. Nepotism Nepotism Nepotism – ennedy. 8. Enormo-skulled uber-liberal – ennedy. 7. Glenfiddich – ennedy. 6. Not your brother 1. Not your brother 2. Not your brother 3 – ennedy. 5. Rose’s little secret – ennedy. 4. “Are you gonna finish that cheeseburger?” – ennedy. 3. “Last call my ass — do you have any idea who I am…?” – ennedy. 2. John Kerry’s 400 lb. Senate pimp –
May 10, 2004
Words that just sound funny, #34: “dickey”
eg. “Is that your dickey?” “Yes, that dickey belongs to me.”
May 10, 2004
Words that just sound funny, #34: “dickey”
eg. “Is that your dickey?” “Yes, that dickey belongs to me.”
May 10, 2004
Quotidian, 2
A not-so-heated exchange in line at Pep Boys, Saturday, May 8: Tall man with a ponytail: “First off, we shouldn’t even be in Iraq. In fact, we shouldn’t be in the middle east, period. What we should be doing is minding our own business and putting all the money we give to our corrupt military industrial complex into education programs for the poor and underprivileged –“ Short man: “– Who
May 10, 2004
Tanner Boyle Questions the Wisdom of the Diversity Movement As It Pertains to Sport
Boyle: “Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl…?”*
May 10, 2004
How the West was Lost
From Bloomberg News: U.K. Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon said there are signs that photographs the Daily Mirror published purporting to show British soldiers abusing Iraqi prisoners may be fake. “There are strong indications that the vehicle in which the photographs were taken was not in Iraq during the relevant period,” Hoon told members of Parliament in London. The photos showed troops urinating on an Iraqi in the back of a
May 10, 2004
Suzi Quatro offers her thoughts on the Abu Ghraib prison dustup
Quatro: ” — No, it was Roz Kelly who played ‘Pinky.’ I played ‘Leather Tuscadero,’ the chick who used to bang Chachi. Last I heard, Roz was in a California prison for clubbing her boyfriend over the back with a cane. Which reminds me: those Iraqi prison photos are pretty disturbing, huh…?”