Foley:  “Mmmm.  What I wouldn’t give to soak down deep into all those soft, beautiful holes of yours, you supple little dish sponge, you.  Or maybe I could just, you know—watch as you rub yourself over a small, oil-soaked fry pan until it glistens like a young Nordic boy fresh from his bath… “Would you be into something like that, do you think?  If I bring the Ouzo and the

Radical Islamic stingrays have been implicated in a series of attacks, including the one that killed Australian “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin last month.  In the latest twist, an 81-year-old US man was stabbed in the chest by a flying suicide ray, and was taken to the hospital, where he’s in critical condition after having most of the poisonous barb removed.  Some have claimed that the stingray shouted “Allahu akbar!” as

What’s news about it is that they put it in their headline: Hezbollah accused of cluster use Then the backpedalling begins . . . The Israeli Arab village of Mghar was hit several times in the war Both Hezbollah and Israeli forces fired cluster munitions during the recent conflict in Lebanon, according to the group Human Rights Watch. The Islamist militant movement used far fewer cluster weapons than Israel, HRW

Evolution, according to this tenured kook, follows the internet.  My brothers, I hail you from the future of the past!

From the secret archives of the DNC.  Pick the winning theme! 

Wouldn’t it be just terrible if the Dow stayed over 12K tomorrow after the close, and gave the Bushies something they could crow about in the final weeks of the campaign?  I would question the timing.  But as good Democrats, you can do your bit and SELL ALL YOUR POSITIONS in the market in order to deprive the RETHUGLICANS of this insipid talking point and ensure that Nancy Pelosi will

Yeah, he’s already got a brass armadillo.  You have to have brass armadillos in this business.  But I’m wondering whether there’s some way for us to set up a contest wherein the person who sent the Goldsteins the most absurd, grotesque and pointless housewarming present would win.  Is there some kind of service that will blindly fill in an address for them?  Is there any chance that Mr. P. Wisdom

Suicide Note Leads to Dismembered Body And I’m thinking, what a freaking Houdini, till I find out it leads to someone else’s body. Why would you want to give CPR to a troll?  What are you, a religious nut? Wuzzadem’s best in a couple of weeks: When Idiots Collide.  Yeah, I DO think it’s funny.  Why?  Because I hate black people, man.  Sheesh.

Previews are out for Glenn Greenwald’s latest book, Confessions of a Throroughly Second-Rate Mind: Watching Bush followers angrily objecting to the use of sexual behavior and homosexuality for political gain—or listening them oh-so-solemnly lament how the Good People are being driven away from politics because of the personal, invasive treatment to which they are subjected—is about as jaw-droppingly astonishing as any spectacle one can fathom. This is a political movement