An airplane has crashed into a high rise building in Manhattan. An accident, or a highly planned Bushco conspiracy to take away attention from the Foley fiasco? Surely they will blame the religon of peace. Posted by sherlock from bakerstreet

This year, the subject is: The (HOA) Covenant I want bare-bones plot outlines.  Suggestions for casting are permissible. All entries are the property of Jeff Goldstein Enterprises, LLC. Winning contestant wins a one-week supply of kudos.  Kudos are congratulations conveyed in words in this forum.  They are not the snack bars of the same name.

Is MayBee, for her succinct entry: Menstruating You may purchase this t-shirt, for a limited time only, in men’s or women’s styles, at Jeff’s Cafe Press site, just as soon as he makes it available.  Not that he’s told me he would.  But I’m hoping. A quick shout out to catherine, as well, for her entry, “I Wish I’d Had An Abortion” with the cute companion “I’m With Stupid” shirt

First of all, I’m not crying, ‘kay?  Also, I’m really not sure I’d be on that stage with you under any condition.  And there’s no way I’d feel that way about you.  You have a chromosome present that negates that possibility.  In any case, I’m drinking out here (song came out in 2006).  “Call me when you’re sober,” Evanescence Note: as I said the first time, this is music lip-synched

Geez, living up to your rhetoric is a bitch; he’s been denied a travel visa to visit the US, with the State Department noting that he’d donated money to “charities” associated with Hamas.  Back in 1997, he was quoted as stating: Nevertheless, the Palestinian charity (and its 17 aliases) at the same Lille, Lyon and Paris addresses, had already been publicly identified and designated by Israel as a Hamas front

She’s suing her ex-fiance for $500k that they were to have shared for selling their story, which was turned into a movie script, Shitty Woman, and offered to Julia Roberts, who turned it down. I want all of you unmarried guys out there to look at this picture closely.  This is the face of a loonbat.  Her name is Jennifer Wilbanks.  Do not approach any person bearing such a face

who visits here often, extends thanks to all of those internet people who’ve helped him raise $2k of the $2.5k that he’s needed to come up with to get a competent attorney to argue his case against deportation.  If anyone has a case for political asylum, it’s he.  So, if you’ve got a little scratch that you can’t find something in Jeff’s Casa Armadillo list to dump on, think about

David Aaronovitch is the formerly leftist chap with the UK’s Channel 5 who recently took his former leftist colleagues to the woodshed in the documentary, “No Excuse for Terrorism,” which is, miraculously, still available through YouTube. Today, in the Times of London, he has a superb article on North Korea’s nuclear program, entitled,

According to Moody’s, the real estate bubble is a mere 4.6% in Denver. The bottom isn’t due until 2008, but it’s not like it’s going to make a major long-term impact.