Radical Islamic stingrays have been implicated in a series of attacks, including the one that killed Australian “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin last month. In the latest twist, an 81-year-old US man was stabbed in the chest by a flying suicide ray, and was taken to the hospital, where he’s in critical condition after having most of the poisonous barb removed. Some have claimed that the stingray shouted “Allahu akbar!” as it hurtled through the air toward its startled victim.
UPDATE: Stingray promised 72 sturgeons
US Congress steps into cyberspace
Wait till they’re all in there, and smash the server.
nyuk nyuk
HAR HAR
God that post sucked
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Unnecessary violation of Norm Crosby’s legacy.
15 yard penalty and a 60 second wet kiss from Helen Thomas.
Repeat first down if still coherent.
…while she’s dressed in a black rubber bra, black net stockings, while wearing pink stiletto heels. Oh, she’ll have to wear a Dolly Parton wig, too…
…while she hums “Evergreen” in that sexy cracked alto of hers…
<i>love…*cough*…soft as an…*hack*…easy chair…*hock*
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=17476504
That wouldn’t be you, would it, Bubba? Because, oddly enough, I know Mr. Blobby, as well.
Damn you, guys! It’s funny because it’s true. And I think your response is DISPROPORTIONATE.
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Intolerable whining self pity/delay of post violation.
15 yard penalty. loss of down, loss of self esteem, loss of respect of your peers, loss of underwear.
A second violation will result in a collective fart in your general direction.
PLAY BALL!
– Looks like you got more than your share of barbs on this one Collins – PW, the town without pity….
Pity?
Collins don’t need no stinkin’ pity!!
I’ve always wanted to say that.
“Wait till they’re all in there, and smash the server.”
– Or write and endless loop routine, and click go.
– They’ll feel right at home…..
– Ok….now everthing loads, but the Header has disappeared… progress – we make progress….
True, but that doesn’t mean I won’t take it, if offered. Which it won’t be.
Your idea has merit, BBh.
Dan, we luv ya. But if you’re a gonna serve up a honkin’ big meatball like “72 sturgeons” ya hafta expect the crew to take several mighty wacks…
As far as WOW & Congress, “Come right in, Senator! Just ignore that sign over the door that says “Congress Obliteration Guild.”
Come on lighten up on Dan…This is pretty interesting and there may just be some merit to this post. Two stingray attacks in the past month and one was against an Australian and the other was against an American? Both countries are strong allies in the war against islamojackasses. Coincidence? I think not.
TPN gets it. The rest of you just have your head in the sand. And sturgeons? Russians covet their eggs. Connect the dots.
They’re already in there… once all of their minds are under the guild’s control, they shall be made useless pawns…!
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Well, there’s that old saying: “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”
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I’m reminded of lawnmower man…
Access Denied!
Access Denied!
Access Denied!
I’ll turn off the graphical interface after a few minutes.
TW: First the house and then the senate…
Dan, those dots are the residual visualizations of that lead pipe blow you took upside the head.
now sit, down…head between knees…that’s it…
Not ‘Allah Akbar’…. it was
Algae Akbar
The algae is great!
Were they also wearing lasers?
Because…”Is it too much to ask that I get some radicalized stingrays with Friggin’ laser beams?”
There needs to be a very severe penalty for allusions to any Austin Powers.
Zip it!
BWWWWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
– Now that mini-me has his own Geico dancing gig, he’s probably safe for awhile…. at least until the ad producers give into the normal urge and toss him….
BBh, you are so right.
There is no way I could be around that annoying little runt for 30 minutes before an overwhelming urge would wash over me. I’d be compelled to grab him by the ankles and treat him like one those logs that get flung in Scottish Highlander Games.
It makes me smile just thinking about it.
BJT – you’d be referring to the Scottish Caber toss…
– They have a special version of that in the championship finals, where they strap a midget to the Caber. The contestants final score’s are a combination of the distance and the volume of the screams on impact….A real crowd pleaser…
For your edification: How to throw the Caber complete with pictures and amusing commentary.
No mention of the midgets, though. Must be some kind of cultural secret. Shame, as I would pay big money to see that…
Investigate “online trades” in Warcraft?
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Why yes – our legislators are imbeciles! How kind of you to notice.
Chairman Me , I wholeheartedly agree, it’s time for a little law and order ‘round these here parts . Be it resolved from this day foreward any and all references to “Austin Powers” shall be deemed a double jug (beer of choice) violation….
Mmmm. Double jugs . . .
While we’re on the subject of “ Law and Order “ , there remains one sore point concerning this thread ; “72 sturgeons “ . Puns like this require swift and proportionate responses , namely suspension of double jug priveleges until further notice .
Guess I’ll lose my double jug privileges sooner than later , so here goes : Just how did Rove ever figure out how to train stingrays to carry out “WET” missions ?
Bill, I don’t think that we’ve established that the guy was a Democrat.
C’mon Dan , The guy’s 81 . Can you say where’s my social security ?
The video game commerce thing is a big deal. There is at least a specter of thought that says people should be taxed for playing video games… and you would get taxed more for playing well.
The utter bullshit in this sort of mindset terrifies me, perhaps more than anything else our government has ever done. It’s easy to be stupid about the big stuff because it is usually complex… but getting a small thing like this SO WRONG is infuriating and depressing.
The revolutions could not possibly come soon enough.
MMS,
Not to worry. The game designers aren’t stupid, and have or can get the same access to financial information as anyone else. When the taxes go on, within days the big bags o’gold will disappear, to be replaced by—oh, a combination: Options. LLCs. Debt service. Credit cards and revolving credit. Instead of bashing the demons and taking their gold, you’ll engineer a hostile takeover of Hell LLP and exercise your option to liquidate in an asset swap… if it’s good enough for the Minority Leader it’ll do for WoW.
Regards,
Ric
Are you saying this man was a victim of Islamofishism?
“WoW”….. wasn’t that tattooed across the inner thighs of Wendy O. Williams, the lead singer of the Plasmatics? Maybe that was a different Video…..