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Democrats’ Secret Last Minute Campaign Ads, #2-7 [posted by the Colossus]

From the secret archives of the DNC. 

Pick the winning theme! 

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Straightforward.  But perhaps a little too frank.

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Stressing the “elder statesman” angle.  But will it connect with younger voters?

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It’s what the world wants and what the lawyers demand.

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Hopeful.

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A clear message.

12 Replies to “Democrats’ Secret Last Minute Campaign Ads, #2-7 [posted by the Colossus]”

  1. That third one could also be: 

    The Democrats: We’ll close Guantanamo and put terrorists into the universities.  Diversity now! (Not you, Billy-Bob.)

    Turing = ever64, as in For Dems and libs, it will always be 1964, when they were the face of the bright, dawning future.

  2. slackjawedyokel says:

    Iowahawk has obtained Howard Dean’s letter reaching out to an overlooked constituency . . .

    <a href=”http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/” target=”_blank”>

  3. ahem says:

    Good stuff, Colossus.

  4. McGehee says:

    How are you creating these images? Is there a website?

  5. FormerHostage says:

    Liberal Democrat!

    Proud to be an ass!

  6. Big Bang hunter says:

    “The Party that cares”

    (About what we have no idea)

    “We steal from rich Republicans,

    and give to rich Democrats”

    “Give Poverty a Chance”

    “America, A new Direction,

    A Jihad in Newark”

  7. Paul Zrimsek says:

    “Because the only good homo is a homo who agrees with us.”

  8. The Colossus says:

    McGeehee,

    Nah, I just hijacked the “Brand Democrat” logo that was maknig the cricles about a year ago, and Photoshop in the text.  (Well, actually, I use Jasc Picture Publisher, which is a photoshop clone).

    Then I just channel my inner Democrat.

  9. The Colossus says:

    Cricles?  I meant circles.

  10. Big Bang hunter says:

    – All your Cricles R belong to us…..

  11. Joe says:

    Then I just channel my inner Democrat.

    I beat my inner Democrat to death (and kept on beating him with my his bong, until it broke) back in ‘76 after the sneaky bastard got me high enough to vote for Carter.

    Really. [hangs head]

    I was just too stoned to know what I was doing.

    Oh, god, the shame of it all. * sob *

  12. Harry Bergeron says:

    Always spell Democrat “Dim-O-Crat”.

    Gets ‘em every time.

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