Suicide Note Leads to Dismembered Body
And I’m thinking, what a freaking Houdini, till I find out it leads to someone else’s body.
Why would you want to give CPR to a troll? What are you, a religious nut?
Wuzzadem’s best in a couple of weeks: When Idiots Collide. Yeah, I DO think it’s funny. Why? Because I hate black people, man. Sheesh.
Many years ago, the NY Post had this headline: ”Headless Body in Topless Bar.” Beat that!
I’ll bite:
Pope tries to win hearts and minds by saving souls of unbaptised babies
No more limbo…weren’t you thrilled?
“A woman who identified herself as Priestess Miriam Chamani in the Voodoo Spiritual Temple and Cultural Center below the apartment said Wednesday that the couple had recently moved in.
“You see people and never know what’s going on with them,”the woman said.”
– Especially if they’re sporting three legs jutting out from under their trench coats, because, well that just freaks you out so much you obviously don’t WANT to know what they’re doing in there. Particularly when you’re already well versed in GreeGree.
serr8d,
I did a post about the limbo thing a few days ago, right here, but the site’s too wonky to search right now. Let’s just say that the angle about the Church’s attempting to counter Islamic influence, based on “some say”, is kind of sexed up, to say the least. Because a) “some” are the Vatican correspondent, and b) if the Church wanted to be popular, it would relax its stand on sex, Confession, etc, and wouldn’t say anything that might provoke Muslims.
Trolls don’t need cpr. They regenerate.
Which suddenly makes me realize what connection Dan saw between these two stories: the body parts had been burned.
Witheld was right.
Of course Witheld was right, Ards. He the friggin’ Pythian oracle, he is. If you’re interpreting Witheld in a way that he seems wrong, you’re interpreting him wrong, though in other circumstance’s I’d hew to Jeff’s line regarding intention (because God only knows, and possibly Witheld, what his intention may be). But as far as the connection being “burned,” I hope you’re not saying, in essence, that you understand the associative process of my mind–unless you’ve already had 5 beers.
I deconstructed you, war-mongreler. Everyone knows that trolls regenerate UNLESS YOU BURN THEM! You saw the first story, and immediately thought, “Right, he burned her so she wouldn’t regenerate.” That led to trolls, and bingo, the connection with the CPR thingy, which you, misogynistic gamer-geek that you are, interpreted as a means of not having to give mouth to ugly girls.
The key connection was Witheld’s Theory of DND as Motivator and Model for the VRWC. Once I had that, everything fell into place.
QED. Derrida couldn’t have done it better himself.
*Burp*
Or expose them to direct sunlight so they turn to stone.
Bah! Tolkien should have read his Monster Manual. Sunlight doesn’t turn trolls into stone.
And Sauron wasn’t overthrown. He is still out there watching us.