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if instead of a disgraced ex-Congressman who quite possibly cost the GOP control of both the House and Senate and perhaps single-handedly ceded power of the government to leftwing ideologues, Mark Foley were a bottle of Dawn liquid detergent (with the power of Orange!)

Foley:  “Mmmm.  What I wouldn’t give to soak down deep into all those soft, beautiful holes of yours, you supple little dish sponge, you.  Or maybe I could just, you know—watch as you rub yourself over a small, oil-soaked fry pan until it glistens like a young Nordic boy fresh from his bath…

“Would you be into something like that, do you think?  If I bring the Ouzo and the calamari…?”

19 Replies to “if instead of a disgraced ex-Congressman who quite possibly cost the GOP control of both the House and Senate and perhaps single-handedly ceded power of the government to leftwing ideologues, Mark Foley were a bottle of Dawn liquid detergent (with the power of Orange!)”

  1. Dan Collins, aka UnderGawd says:

    Ewwwww.  Just thinking about the microglobules makes me . . . ewwwwwwwwwwww.

  2. Spiny Norman says:

    microglobules

    Ewwwww.

  3. RiverCocytus says:

    Ewwwww.

    All of the disgust is just making me crawly all over.

  4. Big Bang hunter says:

    – “Pam”….Is it just me, or does it bother anyone else, thinking about putting something in your stomach that doesn’t burn, even at 2000 degree’s…

  5. Leftard says:

    Poor Foley’s getting a bad rap for some completely innocent exchanges.

  6. BJTexs says:

    I haven’t felt this swarmy since I shook Gerry Studd’s hand in ‘77…

  7. TonyGuitar says:

    For government trough feeder disgrace consider . . .

    From Canada it is clear that

    the BBC seems to have their heart in the right place.

    The complaints from Britons about the *BeeB* may be more a result of problems with life itself, such as unemployment, very tight budgets and a home based Jihadist threat.

    My southward neighbour, the USA, has an interesting *chieftain* in the Department of the Interior who declares . . .

    **** that their ultimate goal is to block all weblogs, not just conservative blogs. He gave two justifications for the policy: that blogs are not work-related, and that blogs are offensive.**

    Story and spoof *Banned Website – DOI** logo [wear it with pride] at:

    BendGovernment.blogspot.com

    BendGovernment

    for links where protest is really justified!

    Give the Beeb a break for now. = TG

  8. Perversion, sleaze, and dishwashing liquid? “You’re soaking in it!”

  9. Dan Collins says:

    Oh, it’s MORE than JUST MILD.

  10. OHNOES says:

    – “Pam”….Is it just me, or does it bother anyone else, thinking about putting something in your stomach that doesn’t burn, even at 2000 degree’s…

    Would you rather have something in your stomach that burns at 98.5 degrees?

  11. Dan Collins says:

    Oh, Jesus O’Nazareth!  Not Foley O’Margarine!

  12. ken says:

    I’m sure he’s bringing the Oozu regardless. Now ouzo is another matter…

  13. TODD says:

    Put it on pie and I’ll think about it….

  14. Big Bang hunter says:

    “Would you rather have something in your stomach that burns at 98.5 degrees?”

    – Hmmmmm…. something like Wasabi….Ummmm….Spicy!

    TW: ill25 “….Doctor, the patient said that after the 25th Jalapeno he noticed something burning…”

  15. ahem says:

    Damn you, Goldstein. That was expensive wine…

  16. Major John says:

    Thanks for that – now I have an excuse not to do the dishes for a while…

  17. lunarpuff says:

    Bleeceehhh.

  18. McGehee says:

    Dishwashing liquid => dishwashers => Maytag => Maytag repairman => Gordon Jump => His guest shot on “Diff’rent Strokes.”

    Six Degrees strikes again!

  19. Scott P says:

    Dawn: Go away, I’m no good for you.

    [/obscure Frankie Valli reference]

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