Yeah, he’s already got a brass armadillo. You have to have brass armadillos in this business. But I’m wondering whether there’s some way for us to set up a contest wherein the person who sent the Goldsteins the most absurd, grotesque and pointless housewarming present would win. Is there some kind of service that will blindly fill in an address for them? Is there any chance that Mr. P. Wisdom could get a post office box for the duration of the contest? I know you are all a bunch of twisted bastards, and I think that this might be fun. What do you think?
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well, you could just buy him a dvd and sneak something else in there with it. i do that with wedding gifts all the time. though that rules out sending any treasure i might find at the thrift shop.
Yeah, Maggie, that’s a good idea, but as you point out, that means that our grotesquerie is limited to what’s available on Amazon.
If freakin’ Madonna can buy an African baby , Goldstein gets his Chinese midget porn stars , dammit ! Any response MUST BE PROPORTIONATE !!!!!!!
Amen, brother! Oh, the huge manatee!
Yeah, but they just got finished throwing away a whole bunch of junk…
– You mean, after 20 years of hope I can finally put that water-logged 75lb wooden “turtle on its back” yard flower planter to a good cause. Yowsaaaa!
(the white lime paint is a bit faded and cracking, but what with Goldsteins new found handiness, that should be no obsticle to full enjoyment of this classic piece of Americana.)
ahem–
Usually, I follow you pretty well . . . but . . . your point is?
Finally, a comment box I can see!
I love this idea. But not all PO boxes take packages.
Awww jeeez people….Lunarpffies is having trouble finding her box again…. a little help here would be neighborly don’t cha think?
Tsk.
Do they have to be Chinese? They can’t be Hispanic?
TW: For times when he’s alone.
Ards–
I think that would be a wonderful gift. But if Armando and Armando Jr start supporting Jeff’s points vociferously on other blogs, I’m going to blame you, partially.
For God’s sake, Goldstein, come back! Can’t you see that I’m killing your blog?
– Hmmmm, that’s funny….they don’t look Jooooish
Do joo wish they were?
Yarmulke and tallis sold sephardically.
Right Dan…..I was Ko-sher you’d understand….
Damn….Now I’m going to have to figure out where I can find a miniature banjo…..
Ouch, Big Bang.
Most of these threads are still not loading for me. That’s all.
“Twisted bastards” , eh . Can’t believe I’m typing this again , but here goes….(10th reason to be banned by the DOI)…
10. fetal grizzly scull hash pipe , with matching (four) momma bear paw ash trays . It would make for a great conversation piece…depending on the company of course.
Ok…. I’m up to 18 refreshes that time….think I’ll go watch some tube…Either the EE is choking on a bad tag, the EE code itself is corrupted itself, or we’re getting hit with DOS floods again. Registration anyone. I know. I hate the idea too, but this bites it.
A giant beanbag draft-stopper in the shape of a you-know-what, so the denizens of Sadly, No can obsess once more about what Jeff slaps people with.
I’ve got it!!
A lifetime membership in the Endangered Species Taco of the Month Club
Cause nothin’ says a warm house like Bald Eagle Tacos.
My husband suggested the most obnoxious housewarming gift of all: his very own Democrat.