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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
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Read that one yesterday. I’d say its first-rate bull-hockey.
Because you know, we’ll develop smaller jaws from chewing less. Never mind that that is NOT how evolution even works.
– and I’m a Christian conservative and I know more about evolution than that schmuck.
If small jaws are unattractive, then according to his model, it won’t happen. Unless he’s correct, then we’ll all be fat and weak because of dependence on technology…
Though it would be great to be large, chocolate-colored and posessing the prodigious manjunk.
On the evidence of this article, today’s academic eugenic fantasies are more influenced by Starbucks than by Darwinâ€â€ironically, a perfectly Darwin-predictable situation.
We’ve all heard this before. Science has spoken, and it keeps saying this. Soâ€â€
I have in my hand a cup of coffee. It’s not unusual. I made it myself. Anthropomorphised, I guess it looks kind of like liquid Kevin Garnett. Or Naomi Campbell in that one George Michael video. But she doesn’t really look like that.
Now, I’m not startlingly white, but even with a woman so black she’s constantly mistaken for a wandering haunted Darth Vader costume, I couldn’t breed anything this color. Yet they always say it, over and over again, “coffee.”
WHAT DARK FUTURE IS SCIENCE CONCEALING FROM US?!
It’s that alien Spider-Man suit thing, I’d bet.
BoZ: What you are forgetting is that all these intellectual types are drinking cafe-au-lait, “coffee milk”. It’s about the same color as Vanessa Williams, but it doesn’t look nearly as good on coffee as it does on her.
Wait a minute! WHAT IF HE’S RIGHT?”
Maybe we should be thinking about the consequences of having a sub-class that will have a degenerative effect upon the global cuteness ratio. We will have to expend scarce resources caring for these uglitoids, which will put a strain on all the tall, FABULOUS people. We’re going to need legislation backed by mainstream science to nip this pending grossification of the human race. We should be seperating these people now according to their perceived statistical likelihood of producing troglydite progeny, even considering forced sterilizations…
What?…What was that, Dan?… We’ve done this before and it was called….EUGENICS?
Geez, are we sure that Hitler didn’t have a son?Never mind.
The only amusing thing to consider is how many of the newpaper employees helping with this article were laughing their asses off (or cracking their necks from all of the head shaking.)
What a maroon!
You don’t have to omit very many transitive begets to arrive at:
Pelosi->Sleestack
Now, most unfortunately, I’m wondering how the mate-selection process will result in men with larger penises. Will men display their penises during the courting process, so women can actively select mates having that characteristic?
Maybe by that time society will put all smaller-penised men into concentration camps to prevent their reproduction, or sterilize them? Maybe the smaller-penised genotype will be identifiable using a placental test, allowing women to abort their undesirable, smaller-penised babies?
Well, I’m not going to permit this! I think we need to organize a defense of smaller penises before this gets out of hand! Now, I realize that a society of smaller-membered members might not have an easy time recruiting supporters, but if somebody doesn’t do something soon, we may all be doomed to a pecking order that will subvert social advancement beyond what is tastefully reasonable.
That, my friend, is just sublime!
Um…not that I would…um..know anything about…um…you know…that…thing…
C’mon, Geezer, you’re not that old.
…called, in the language of the future, “Democrats”.
Ah, hahahhahahhaha…
I would have made a ‘typo’ and said ‘pecker order’.
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Among singles nowadays I believe that’s called a first date.
A divorced woman of my acquaintance, discussing the boatload of men she’s “dated” since she became divorced, told me (before I could get to the icepick) about two guys she had kicked to the curb over penis size issues. One was too small, and the other was too big. Call her Goldilocks, but the “just right” philosophy might be more prevalent among women than our academic prognosticator realizes.
Yeesh!
Have we not discussed in the past, oh Godless one, the need to keep the icepick at hand at all times???
That and the 12 year old Scotch…
For medicinal purposes.
And ONLY for medicinal purposes.
Unless, referencing another Collins thread, it is for medicinal porpoises, in the event of a rampant ray.
I’LL DRINK TO THAT!!!!
um…not feeling well…
Ummm, seems reasonably tasty, – I mean tasteful – to me…
Well, that explains Big Bill Clinton.
i thot u were a morlock. =)
Nishi–
No, but I’m a Morlock sympathizer.
You know, I’ve honestly missed having you around.