Kids these days, with their silly pseudoephedrines.  Like candy, that stuff.  Whereas in my day it was all hardcore fentanyl analogues.  Now those were some real designer drugs, jack. 

1.  Karol Sheinin reports that moderate muslims will be holding a march against terrorism in DC on May 14th. 2.  Would you, could you, in a sock?  Would you, could you, if you were to put, say, a double-layer of primo latex and maybe some decent, fruit-scented lubricant on your — 3.  Red State’s Mike Krempasky wants to introduce you to Herman Obermayer, WWII vet, epistolary writer, spectator at the

From Reuters: Web search leader Google Inc. has applied for U.S. and international patents on technology to rank stories on its news site based on the quality of the news source, according to patent applications obtained by Reuters on Thursday. Google’s search engine now automatically scours some 4,500 news sources and highlights stories, typically by popularity and timeliness, although Google does not disclose full details of its ranking system. Google

Weaver:  “Now. Anything else you need to know about tomatoes, honey?”* Warning:  not safe for work.  Or mixed company.

Finally, a scientific conclusion I can get behind.  Unlike that “evolution” crap the petri-flogging heathens in their big shot lab coats are always trying to pass off as “science.” **** update:  I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

_________________________ Part I. Dalton: “Pain don’t hurt.” TV host Pat O’Brien: “I am so fucking into you.  I want to lick your ass, I want to make you crazy.” Dalton: __________________________ Part II. Dalton:  “Nobody ever wins a fight.” TV host Pat O’Brien:  “Exactly.  Well put.  And sorry about my outburst earlier—that was the coke talking.  I was out of control.”* Dalton:  Tv host Pat O’Brien:  “God.  You are so

From FOXNews: New York City police were questioning people and studying video surveillance tapes Thursday to determine who may be responsible for detonating two makeshift grenades outside the building that houses the British Consulate earlier in the morning. The explosions, which occurred on Britain’s Election Day, caused the glass panels at the building’s entrance in midtown Manhattan to shatter but no one was injured, officials said […] […] The FBI

From the AP: A Pentagon analyst was arrested Wednesday and charged with giving classified information about potential attacks against U.S. forces in Iraq to employees of a pro-Israel group. Larry Franklin, a 58-year-old Air Force Reserves colonel who once worked for the Pentagon’s No. 3 official, is the first person charged in a long-running investigation into whether Israel improperly obtained U.S. secrets. Twice last year FBI agents searched the offices