Not today, I’m afraid. Our pointy-eared rat on the half shell got a gig writing spoof posts for a newly-minted parody site, so he’s really been burning the midnight oil of late. Right now he’s snug in bed, curled up in one of my slippers and snoring like Michael Moore after a kegger. I wish you could see him. Because he really is so dang cute when he’s working steadily.
May 13, 2005
May 13, 2005
Margaret Cho entertains some liberal friends with her patented ‘if George Bush’s mother was an old Asian woman like my Mom’ bit
Cho: “‘Geowgee! Why you mus’ say ‘nucurar’? Word is ‘nu-cre-ar’! Why you so stupid? Why you so monkey monkey?’” liberal friends: Cho: “‘Rike a chimp. I not so ploud of you, Geowgee!’ Heh.” liberal friends: Cho: “You get it?” liberal friends: “Well, he is like a chimp, I guess…” Cho: “Exactly!”*
May 13, 2005
Why aren’t you posting?
Sorry. Was reading the ghost of Hunter. Who, it seems, is almost as prolific as the live-action version. And only half as mescaline-addled.
May 13, 2005
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 10” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
yin: “I’m worried about your cholesterol. We need to switch to that Smart Balance spread instead of butter. And is that salad dressing low fat?” yang: “As a young man, I could kill a Kodiak bear with a rock and my teeth. You know that, right?”