Sorry you didn’t dig the Martha Stewart- brand picture frames I bought you. On the plus side, though, the receipt is in the friggin’ bag.
May 8, 2005
May 8, 2005
Former Cubs manager Lee Elia deconstructs the day-time baseball spectator, Wrigley Field edition (vintage audio)
Elia: “Not that there’s anything wrong with not having a job, mind you. Just sayin’.”* Warning: not safe for work. Though with a little imagination, it could turn into a fine drinking game.
May 8, 2005
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
Thanks for everything—but especially for all the diaper changes. Because there’s nothing worse than growing up with a raw, chapped ass.