“Did you catch the latest bit of revisionist nonsense being trumpeted by the white Establishment press? The Keetoowah Cherokees—my Keetoowah Cherokees—released a statement yesterday suggesting all my past, present and future claims to Keetoowah ancestry are deemed fraudulent and ‘should be respected by all media, government and private institutions to be so.’ Can you believe that shit? Sneaky Keetoowah motherfuckers probably traded my reputation for a casino deal and some
May 19, 2005
May 19, 2005
Odds, Ends
1. Martha returns! And she brings pie! 2. Also returning is Pundit Review Radio— a nice bonus being that Newsweek International disappears as a result! 3. Speaking of radio, “The CITIZEN JOURNALIST Report” is on indefinite hiatus. It’s all my fault. I am to blame. I am to blame. I am to blame. 4. Cold Play’s Chris Martin channels Che Guevara. Or some such. Honestly? If Kristofferson or the Marshall
May 19, 2005
My nineteenth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple
me: “You ever get really lonely, apple?” apple: “Lonely?” me: “Yeah. I mean, d’you ever just look around you and think, ‘there’s got to be more to life than this…?’” apple: “Not really, no –” me: “– more to it than just sitting around all day, watching tv, eating snack foods, waiting to grow old and die…” apple: me: apple: “Out of Funyons again, are you –?” me: “– I
May 19, 2005
The ninth set of 20 films that if you haven’t seen you should see immediately or risk having protein wisdom sneer at you like certain embarrassingly reactionary rightwing blogs sneer at homosexuals and minorities of all stripes
1970s, group 9 Rollerball (1975) A Boy and His Dog (1975) Slaughterhouse-Five (1972) Death Race 2000 (1975) Mad Max (1979) It’s Alive (1974) God Told Me To (1976) Black Christmas (1974) The Wicker Man (1973) The Legend of Hell House (1973) The Stone Tape (1972) The Night Stalker (1972) Time After Time (1979) Eraserhead (1977) Lipstick (1976) Fritz the Cat (1972) Lenny (1974) Macon County Line (1974) Le Cercle rouge