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Part I.
Dalton: “Pain don’t hurt.”
TV host Pat O’Brien: “I am so fucking into you. I want to lick your ass, I want to make you crazy.”
Dalton:
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Part II.
Dalton: “Nobody ever wins a fight.”
TV host Pat O’Brien: “Exactly. Well put. And sorry about my outburst earlier—that was the coke talking. I was out of control.”*
Dalton:
Tv host Pat O’Brien: “God. You are so fucking hot.”*
Sounds like Pat ate the big white mint.
He is so f’ing hot.
This post had me laughing…hard!
I’m not telling what to write about but I’ll bet you could do an awesome version of this with Pat O’brien and Marv Albert.
PO – “God. You are so fucking hot.”
MA- Yeeeessss!
“Bite my ass, Marv. Go on. Bite it. Bite it hard.”
And oranges….don’t forget the oranges.
But no gerbils, goddamnit! You sick fuck.
Usually, I think Howard Stern is middle-of-the-road funny, but he had a remix of “Hot Hot Hot” yesterday featuring the sex tapes. I almost wrecked my car.
If I had been reading this at the time, I would have DEFINITELY wrecked my car, and gone into the morgue as one wickedly smiley-faced dead man.
Of course, I please ask the court’s permission to exclude the fact that if I read PW while driving I would probably be dead anyways, and with more of a crunched-up “ow” face than anything resembling a smile.
What about Betsy?
Also so fucking hot.
It looks like “I am so fucking into you, I want to lick your pussy” has replaced “me so honei, me love you long time.”
I’m actually planning on incorporating that into my wedding vows if I ever get married again.
Incidentally, Road House is my passion.
It’s not a meme, it’s a project.
Dalton: “Pain don’t hurt.â€Â
TV host Pat O’Brien: “I am so fucking into you. I want to lick your ass, I want to make you crazy.â€Â
Dalton: “I fucked guys like you in prison.”
Dude, that was Jimmy.
Dalton said, “I want you to be nice until it’s time not to be nice”
That works here pretty well.
rawr
Here it is