Friend: “Make a right up here at the light.” Cho: “A right? Fuck that imperialist Rethuglican bullshit. I’ll just make a series of lefts, thank you very much.” Friend: “Wow. That’s like, so principled. A bit extreme, but definitely principled.” Cho: “You’re damn right it is! And besides, I’m pretty sure we pass a Dunkin’ Donuts that way. I am so totally jonesing for a couple of apple-filleds and a
May 7, 2005
May 7, 2005
“And furthermore, Bush’s momma so old that when she fell and broke her hip, mothballs poured out.”
From the Review-Journal: In the course of a discussion on filibusters and Senate rules, Washington’s top Democrat gave the 60 juniors a lesson in partisan politics, particularly about the commander in chief. “The man’s father is a wonderful human being,” Reid said in response to a question about President Bush’s policies. “I think this guy is a loser […]” […] Republican National Communications Director Brian Jones issued a statement calling
May 7, 2005
Scenes from my driveway, continued x 53
Deadbeat neighbor: “So. What’d you think about that Laura Bush speech the other day?” Me: “I dunno. Funny I guess.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Yeah. You can’t go wrong with horse penises, I always say.” Me: “I know. And I’ve repeatedly asked you to stop—though at least this time you managed to slip it into an appropriate context.”
May 7, 2005
The fourth set of 20 films that if you haven’t seen you should see immediately or risk having protein wisdom sneer at you like certain embarrassingly reactionary rightwing blogs sneer at homosexuals and minorities of all stripes
1970s, group 4 Night Moves (1975) Jeremiah Johnson (1972) The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972) The Sting (1973) The Man Who Would Be King (1975) The Heartbreak Kid (1972) Breezy (1973) The Passenger (Professione: reporter) (1975) Walkabout (1971) Amarcord (1973) Slap Shot (1977) Cisco Pike (1972) Play Misty for Me (1971) The Last Picture Show (1971) Paper Moon (1973) The King of Marvin Gardens (1972) Last of