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Why can’t you just love me for my brain?

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!* MY MUSCULAR FLANKS ARE MY OWN!*

15 Replies to “Why can’t you just love me for my brain?”

  1. Ana says:

    Just say you’ll use the money to go to med school, your fondest wish is world peace and wear the friggin’ crown. We’ll respect you in the morning.

  2. SondraK says:

    But you’re our little baby carrot……stick!

  3. CraigC says:

    I thought he was a de-briefed beet.

  4. Ana says:

    Beets don’t wear briefs. Strictly boxers.

  5. McGehee says:

    Heh. Boxers? Beet? Get it?

  6. CraigC says:

    I wonder if this one will go on as long as the ungulate thread.

  7. CraigC says:

    I guess not.  What a bunch of pantywaists.

  8. JWebb says:

    It’s a thongless job but someone has to do it.

  9. c says:

    Jeff, if you must know, your crenulations are lovely.  Or is it crenelations? 

    Crenellations?

  10. Dan says:

    Craig C – “I wonder if this one will go on as long as the ungulate thread.”

    I find it extremely irresponsible for another man to bring up the subject of length in these times of struggle against precisely that kind of pathetic, superficial judgementalism of one’s attributes. Jeff, other innocents and I have been thrust into a competition not of our own making. And I already stand diminished by PW’s talent and popularity. Must we go there, as well?

    This could easily scar me, damage my blogging, and any potential future BlogAds Revenue I might have achieved, as well. I have your email address Craig C. I hope for your sake you have a good attorney.

  11. SondraK says:

    You people are nutz. Objectification is quite profitable………thongyouverymuch.

  12. Dan says:

    Sondra –

    Obviously I knew that to be true for an ass like you. Sadly not so for an ass like me.  :spongg:

  13. Is we talkin’ about my old show again?

    (And my code word down yonder is “simple.” I’m insulted.)

  14. CraigC says:

    Im baaack…and I must say, that’s quite a thread count.  I say, that’s quite a….is this thing on?

  15. Ana says:

    Thread count. Heh.

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