Where the fuck is sodium? One of the two elements in table salt, and burns explosively on contact with water. Hello!?
Sodium has always been my favorite element by far, and while I can see strong arguments for lithium & one or two other elements, I have to dismiss as absolutely illegitimate any top-40 elements/yiddish words list without sodium. I spit on the floor dismissively at the very thought.
Jeez Jeff, expensive tastes. There’s only 40 grammes of Promethium on the planet at any one time. Good to see germanium twice, makes those lovely night sights for the Marine snipers. Yttrium’s important too, makes the phosphors on your computer screen (except for those posh bastards with LCDs)and dysprosium makes the little magnets that make your IPod headphones work.
Can’t understand why you left scandium out though…oh, wait, yes I can. You know I work with it don’t you, eh? Xenophobe!
A tie between Cobalt and sheygets? Inconceivable!
Well, it’s very subjective.
Balebusta and unnilpentium didn’t make the cut? I’m tearing my clothes here.
I’d have to cast a vote for nebbish, chutzpah, yiches and maybe shtup. Oh – and Naquada, definitely my favorite element. Naquada.
Schwanz?
Krypton and Molybdenum below Boron??? Sheesh!
At least they beat out Iodine, bourgois nobody that it is.
Bromine should be tops, as one of only two elements liquid at room temperature. But do you list it at all?
Nope. Racist.
Where the fuck is sodium? One of the two elements in table salt, and burns explosively on contact with water. Hello!?
Sodium has always been my favorite element by far, and while I can see strong arguments for lithium & one or two other elements, I have to dismiss as absolutely illegitimate any top-40 elements/yiddish words list without sodium. I spit on the floor dismissively at the very thought.
Good call on Silicon though.
Sodium makes me retain water. And who likes to look puffy?
Michael Moore? Ted Kennedy? Anna Nicole circa 1998?
Maybe PW just slipped one slot on his list you know?
I would like to also see a list of sites / expletives from you. That would be most entertaining. Or sites/yiddish – Like:
Rightwingnews – putz …
And my spam buster was “tie”!
You said Germanium twice.
I like Germanium.
#9. Gelt
.. is that like:
“we gelt him!”; “he was gelted”; “he didn’t take the gelting very well”; “he was really pissed off when he got gelted” …… ?
I can’t believe you stiffed Beryllium. What did it ever do to you?
–Blackjack
“Swift Boat Chemists for Truth”
Jeff, I know you know the difference between a schlemiel and a schlemazl, right?
Jeez Jeff, expensive tastes. There’s only 40 grammes of Promethium on the planet at any one time. Good to see germanium twice, makes those lovely night sights for the Marine snipers. Yttrium’s important too, makes the phosphors on your computer screen (except for those posh bastards with LCDs)and dysprosium makes the little magnets that make your IPod headphones work.
Can’t understand why you left scandium out though…oh, wait, yes I can. You know I work with it don’t you, eh? Xenophobe!
Is tokhes the same thing as tukhus? I mean, it isn’t nipples, but I want to make sure it was covered.
I had no idea “kakameyme” was yiddish.
You left-off bismuth? What the *&@#? That is so deeply wrong.
What’s wrong with “Puffy?”
Racist.