14 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 106”

1. Robin Roberts says:

   January 21, 2005 at 12:52 am

   And here I was pretty sure Martha wasn’t Republican…

2. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 21, 2005 at 12:55 am

   She’s not. But she IS a patriot.

3. Robin Roberts says:

   January 21, 2005 at 1:06 am

   A Patriot’s fan?  No wonder I didn’t like her.

4. JWebb says:

   January 21, 2005 at 1:14 am

   The real patriots were women who went to Cheney fundraisers wearing “I Love Dick” t-shirts.

5. CraigC says:

   January 21, 2005 at 2:00 am

   No, the real patriots were the men who went wearing “I Love Dick” shirts.

6. JWebb says:

   January 21, 2005 at 2:19 am

   Point conceded, CraigC.

7. CraigC says:

   January 21, 2005 at 2:26 am

   Speaking of Bush, if you boys–and girls, if you’re so inclined–would like to peruse what may be the finest female posterior since G-d made Eve, go here

   SondraK IS MY MISTRESS!

   Thanks to Ace.

8. Jeff B. says:

   January 21, 2005 at 3:27 am

   You know, I keep expecting this running gag to get old and hackeyed.

   And yet, it never does.

   Believe me, that’s a grudging concession for me to make.  I hate the hard-to-read text on the eye-straining sepia-toned background.  But dammit, Goldstein…you got the mojo.

9. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 21, 2005 at 5:39 am

   Thanks, Jeff B.

10. david says:

    January 21, 2005 at 11:45 am

    Let me add a kiss-ass post of my own.  I love the Martha stuff, enen though I have to strain to read it.  It still works, and I’ll bet it works until she’s released and we get the “home confinement chronicles”.

11. Beck says:

    January 21, 2005 at 12:41 pm

    Guys, you’re not actually supposed to read it.  You’re supposed to print it out, cut out each individual letter, mix it up in a salad bowl, pick out ninety-nine letters at random, and run them through an anagram generator.  And so shall the true message be revealed.

    I thought everyone knew that.

12. Jared says:

    January 21, 2005 at 5:47 pm

    Do the makers of “The Longest Journey” know you stole their graphics for your chronicle?  Glad somebody out there is as big a dork as I am! 

13. red state moron says:

    January 21, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    All this Bush talk reminds me of the smokeless tobacco I used in college.  Once Skoal became boring we used something called “WB Cut”, which looked like pubic hair, and of course became known as “Wild Bush”.
    
    Like Martha, I hope….

14. Salt Lick says:

    January 21, 2005 at 7:36 pm

    Christian Science Monitor, 4/8/04

    “Clare Hanrahan, a writer and antiwar activist who served six months at Alderson .. says there is no privacy, and male guards routinely walk in on women in the bathroom and pull bedcovers off at night to verify head counts. ‘They say, “We must see flesh, ladies!” ‘says Hanrahan. ‘It’s humiliating.’”

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