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RatherGate:  Like a hooker without a short term memory, it just keeps GIVING!

Burkett.  Mapes.  Barnes.  Van Os. And now…donk cyberflack Joshua Micah Friggin’ Marshall…?

Time will tell, I suppose. 

…And here I was thinking Marshall’s silence during the forged document¹ feeding frenzy had to do with his running out of Red Bull and Power Bars…

Developing…

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¹ Dan Rather responds:  “For the last time, they are not forgeries.  They’re sophisticated sex robots sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. 

“Now, can I have my car keys back?  Please?”

9 Replies to “RatherGate:  Like a hooker without a short term memory, it just keeps GIVING!”

  1. Diana - Moon Goddess says:

    Now I know why men write some of the best love songs!  Eloquent! Magnificent!

  2. Jim Treacher says:

    The name Micah does not connote things of The Good.

  3. Bill Herbert says:

    Joshie’s sounding a bit shrill these days. Man, Kerry must be doing worse than the polls suggest.

  4. Jim Treacher says:

    Yeah, good ol’ Duncan had a headline the other day about how after this, Bush could probably get away with raping a kid on the White House lawn. Another appeal to reason!

  5. Daniel says:

    According to this NY Post story, Josh was helping 60 Minutes write a story about other forged memos that’s now been killed.

  6. erp says:

    Dan’s documents are not forgeries!  Forgeries are copies of an original.  These documents have no antecedents, they are fabrications, i.e., they are made up of whole cloth.  There are no real memos in existence.

  7. Calliope says:

    I have to admit I wondered why Marshall was so quiet in the week after the docs came out, but I never thought he was in on it. This whole thing is so damn shameful.

    I think everybody on the Dem side knew all about this before the show aired. The Fortunate Son campaign was too perfectly timed, Harkin, etc.

    Really…that’s – way – a bigger scandal than the forged docs. CBS is deeply in bed with the Dems.

  8. Ted says:

    hey erp,

    Merriam-Webster Dictionary of Law

    Entry: forg·ery

    Function: noun

    Inflected Form: plural -er·ies

    1 : the act of falsely making, altering, or imitating (as a document or signature) with intent to defraud; also : the crime of committing such an act

    2 : something that is forged

    They are forgeries…

  9. Parker says:

    I have developed what I call the ‘CART’ recommendation for CBS, which I offer for Mr. Redstone’s consideration:

    C – Confess the documents are forgeries

    A – Apologize to all concerned

    R – Retract the story

    T – Terminate those involved

    As I read the CBS statements, they have actually done none of these things to date.

    Their continuing emphasis on ‘not being able to authenticate’ the documents is like saying “so far, we have not been able to show General Franco has a pulse.”

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