21 Replies to “John Edwards talks in his sleep”

1. rc says:

   September 21, 2004 at 11:34 pm

   I’m confused.  I don’t know which of these deep, precient John Edwards thoughts I agree with more.  This one or the one below it…

2. BumperStickerist says:

   September 21, 2004 at 11:37 pm

   The one below is funnier, less expected. 
   
   The bunnies had bounce.

3. DimPenumbra says:

   September 21, 2004 at 11:52 pm

   But WHY are bunnies so deeply ingrained in Edwards’ psyche? The answer is all too simple. He turned 35, old enough to run for the Presidency, on June 10, 1988. Less than two months later, on July 29, 1988, the last Playboy Club closed its doors. He has always secretly blamed himself.

4. Jeff Goldstein says:

   September 22, 2004 at 12:02 am

   Edwards:  “Bunnies, yes.  Yes.  Bunnies.  Bunnies. Bunnies.”

5. michele says:

   September 22, 2004 at 2:18 am

   this was funny once the shivers from the creepiness went away.

6. Eric Akawie says:

   September 22, 2004 at 3:02 am

   There is no documentation substantiating the rumor that Edwards is a furry and maintains a collection of bunny suits.

7. Jeff Goldstein says:

   September 22, 2004 at 3:20 am

   Wrong.

8. J. Webb says:

   September 22, 2004 at 5:03 am

   Along with the camo-cap John Kerry keeps in his briefcase (from the Cambodia “secret missions”) is a government-issue compass with a rabbits foot chain.
   
   Creepy.

9. spacehum says:

   September 22, 2004 at 5:32 am

   it’s so much weirder if you repeat it in a cute southern drawl…whilst in a courtroom

10. tescosuicide says:

    September 22, 2004 at 6:11 am

    That documentation was forged.

11. Dean Esmay says:

    September 22, 2004 at 9:14 am

    Chocolate bunnies?

12. Joe says:

    September 22, 2004 at 1:07 pm

    Eeewwwwww. That would be, like, cannibalism.

13. Bourbaki says:

    September 22, 2004 at 2:02 pm

    That’s it, Edwards has the Watership Down vote locked up.

14. Bill in CO says:

    September 22, 2004 at 2:24 pm

    I’m voting the Woundwort ticket, myself.

15. SarahW says:

    September 22, 2004 at 2:36 pm

    Hazel=hitler

16. Michael Ware says:

    September 22, 2004 at 4:27 pm

    Bunnies. Fricasseed. Delicious. Burrrrrp.

17. Scott P says:

    September 22, 2004 at 5:00 pm

    Questions for Mrs. Edwards:

    1) Does John run in his sleep while murmuring “C’mon bunnies, play with me!”

    2) Ah… I guess that was it…

18. Rightwingsparkle says:

    September 22, 2004 at 5:33 pm

    What is invisible and smells like carrots?

    Bunny farts

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :spongg:

19. Daniel says:

    September 22, 2004 at 9:52 pm

    Wabbit stew?

20. TomB says:

    September 23, 2004 at 12:42 am

    Go bunnies….

    GO, bunnies…..

    GODDAMNIT! WHERE ARE THE BUNNIES!!!

21. Pat in Colorado says:

    September 23, 2004 at 10:10 pm

    ANYA (belting)
    
    Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes!
    
    They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
    
    And what’s with all the carrots?
    
    What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
    
    Bunnies!
    
    Bunnies!
    
    It must be bunnies!
    
    (Pyrotechnics.)
    
    …Or maybe midgets.

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