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John Kerry’s press conference:  immediate impressions

This man—this base and stunningly unscrupulous fraud—will say absolutely anything to get elected.  Bottom line?  Kerry is a lanky, pampered, condescending skin tube stuffed with boundless ambition and not much else.

Except maybe pate.  And toast points.  But you know what I meant.

9 Replies to “John Kerry’s press conference:  immediate impressions”

  1. Bill in CO says:

    Boundless ambition and inexhaustible supply of anti-Bush rhetoric.  (And Caspian beluga caviar, but I know what you meant)

  2. leelu says:

    Shouldn’t that be “Soulemont un position du jour”?

    Feh.

  3. Joe says:

    Pâté and toast points sound much too substantial for Kerry, Jeff. Perhaps popcorn and cotton candy would be more fitting.

  4. BumperStickerist says:

    Welsh Rarebit for dinner it is, then.

  5. Catherine says:

    Pretend that John Kerry is a sausage….

  6. McGehee says:

    No thanks—I like sausage.

  7. Ian Wood says:

    Is it rrich Corinthian skin? Is it?!

  8. zombyboy says:

    Mmmm, Welsh Rarebit.

  9. Mr. Bowen says:

    John Kerry is a blivet, that is, 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.

    Spread the meme, for the meme is good and right and true.

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