From Drudge, via VP and commenter Scott P: “Separate Hotel Rooms After Shouting Match”
**Exclusive**
Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry and his wife got into a heated argument after a campaign rally in Arizona Sunday night—a heated argument so hot they spent the night in different rooms!
A well-placed law enforcement source tells DRUDGE how Kerry and Teresa Heinz moved to separate suites at Flagstaff’s Little America Hotel.
“It was a cooling off, nothing more,” says a top source.
The stress of the campaign and the nonstop tour of battleground states is taking a toll on the Kerrys.
Teresa Heinz Kerry has been confiding in staffers how the tour is just “nonstop movement” and how there “is no time just to ‘be.’”
Reached for comment, Ms. Heinz Kerry explained the spat this way: “The truth is, John is upset because in the heat of our love making I called out John Edwards’ name. But these things happen when one spends time around a handsome man with shiny locks of chocolate brown. Am I ashamed of my desires? Absolutely not. Senator Kerry and I have a very open relationship, and besides, I am a free spirit—candid, with a strong will—and I can buy you and have you made into a pair of shoes if you dare fuck with me.”
Stumping in Nevada today, Senator Kerry told a slightly different story, however: “There was no fight—though the Republican attack machine would have you believe otherwise. Perhaps if George Bush spent more time trying to bring affordable prescription drugs to the elderly and less time trying to keep women and minorities permanently subjugated, men like me wouldn’t have to fight in wars like Vietnam for the right of all Americans to sleep in any hotel room they so choose.”
Developing…
I can’t help it, I think of Teresa and I think of Sherry Palmer from the TV series 24.
And if you haven’t seen season 1 of “24” I highly recommend it.
Wow, the resemplence of her to the charachter of Sherry Palmer is uncanny. I had not thought of that, before, but I have to say, dario is right on. Especially about the fact that you need to go watch the first season of 24 if you have not seen it.
Smashing two-word refutation of a Jeff Goldstein unfounded generalization which he in fact never made, which itself expires on the blade of an inconvenient fact, #1
Jeff: You know, the German national character is simultaneously so regimented and so brooding, that no German could ever be considered “hip”, in the sense that we know the term.
Me: Joe Zawinul.
Jeff: He’s Austrian.
Me: …
As a voting citizen, I’m interested in hearing how his valient service in Vietnam prepared John Kerry for marital difficulties like this.
I imagine being married to Teresa is quite a bit like being sniped at by the Viet Cong.
Jeff,
I’M assuming she just yelled “Oh, John,” and John Kerry made the appropriate assumption.
Cuz, like she’d ever call out his name?
Yeah, right.
Dario,
No way, man. Sherry Palmer was supposed to be at least somewhat bright and focused. THK is empty-headed, bumbling and incoherent.
Or like being constantly accosted by a conniving Sherry “It’s for your own good, David” Palmer.
24? More addictive than cocaine. From what I’ve heard. About cocaine, I mean.
Teresa was probably pissed at Kerry for not having covered his Cambodian Christmas 1968 butt good enough whereby ruining her chance to be President.
The Senator continued: “Besides, the timing is perfect. We’re interviewing intern candidates at the moment…”
Overheard at the hotel:
THK: Raoul, come here.
R: Yes your highness?
THK: Raoul, the senator is indisposed this evening.
R: Shall I bring him something?
THK: Him? Him you twit? No! Get in here, or I’ll get the cobbler on the phone.
R: No, not the cobbler!
THK: Bwahahahahaha!
Look!
A mango!
*cough*
I bet this is what they were arguing about (you have to scroll down a lot):
“I attended the Kerry rally in downtown GR MI 8/2. A huge noon time crowd, nearly 10,000, in this very conservative GOP area. The size was beyond everyone’s expectations. The rally was held on a 2 acre+ concrete plaza, on a very hot day with the temp on that surface nearly 100 degrees. We had to wait hours for the festivities to begin because of the security checks prior to entrance.
Finally the Kerry entourage arrived; but before the candidate spoke, up stepped Theresa. Instead of expressing a few words of gratitude to the long suffering crowd and making a short intro speech for her husband, we were treated to a too long, and may I say self indulgent discourse. There on the stage was our wonderful gov., [Jennifer] Granholm, who was permitted to say nothing. None of the down ticket people were allowed a word either; although in that heat they may not have been welcomed by the crowd.
Theresa took all of the air out of the rally. People started to leave before Sen. Kerry finished. They had to go back to work, find water or start back to home through heavy traffic. We don’t need this. I expressed my feelings to the campaign thru Kerry’s blog, but I don’t have any hope that anyone will listen. . . Kerry’s people need to get a clue and play more to the comfort of his supporters during these hot weather weeks of the campaign. They and he also need to realize that although we like and admire Theresa, we go to these events to hear the Sen. speak.”
Looks like the Titanic married an iceberg. I bet it won’t be women and children first, either.
Well, I heard that the fight was so bad that Kerry had to check into a hotel all they way over in Cambodia…or was it just near Cambodia? For some reason, none of the major media organizations have the story up online.
Actually, I heard it was John Kerry who called out John Edwards name while making love to Theresa
Come on now, Jeff. This is just going to far. I’m all for having a little fun now and then, but this scurrilous rumour-mongering, even in jest, is just too much. You know perfectly well that Teresa would never call out Edwards’ name during sex. The pool boy’s, OTOH (assuming she even knows his name)….
She apparently told him to shove it, and he misunderstood.