Moore: “…Now, when you say cherry bombs, does that mean I shouldn’t have been removing the stems and eating them by the fistful all afternoon…?”
July 2004
July 5, 2004
Overheard at Michael Moore’s 4th of July Cookout
Moore: “…Now, when you say cherry bombs, does that mean I shouldn’t have been removing the stems and eating them by the fistful all afternoon…?”
July 5, 2004
Yes, but we mean connections connections
Today’s must-read article: “There They Go Again,” by the Weekly Standard’s Stephen Hayes. An excerpt: As early as 1994 […] Osama bin Laden had expressed a willingness to work with Saddam Hussein. It was the Iraqis, per the 9/11 Commission report, who were reluctant to work with al Qaeda. But were they? According to numerous intelligence reports dating back to the Clinton administration, Iraq provided chemical weapons training (and perhaps
July 5, 2004
Hey, where is the dancing monkey?
It’s a holiday. Please, have a daiquiri or something.
July 4, 2004
Scenes from my driveway, special Fourth of July encounter
Deadbeat neighbor: “Happy 4th of July!” Me: “Same to you.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Yeah, I went out and bought some of that bunting this year. The red white and blue kind. I ran it along the fence out back.” Me: “Good for you. How you doing on macaroni salad?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Macaroni salad, shit, I knew I was forgetting something.” Me: “Well, there’s always next year.”
July 4, 2004
Liberal media bias? The hell you say!
From Linda Seebach, Rocky Mountain News columnist (and frequent blog bash attendee): “Researchers surprised by liberal bias of media” “People trying to persuade others to adopt their views are very likely to cite think-tank experts who agree with them. And the liberal lobbying group Americans for Democratic Action (their description of themselves) regularly grades politicians from 0 to 100 based on their votes on selected issues, with the most liberal
July 4, 2004
Liberal media bias? The hell you say!
From Linda Seebach, Rocky Mountain News columnist (and frequent blog bash attendee): “Researchers surprised by liberal bias of media” “People trying to persuade others to adopt their views are very likely to cite think-tank experts who agree with them. And the liberal lobbying group Americans for Democratic Action (their description of themselves) regularly grades politicians from 0 to 100 based on their votes on selected issues, with the most liberal
July 4, 2004
A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (seventeenth in a series)
Xerox Candy Bar Michael Moore poem Ah, you’re just a copy of all the candy bars of all the ‘Michael Moore is a bulging sack of mottled lipids’ poems I’ve ever eaten written.
July 3, 2004
US Marine Reportedly Decapitated
Cairo, Egypt – An Iraqi militant group is claiming it has beheaded a U.S. Marine of Lebanese descent, and taken another hostage. The claim comes in a statement posted today on an Islamic Web site. The Marine from Utah, Corporal Wassef Ali Hassoun, appeared blindfolded in a videotape aired last month on the Arab satellite station Al-Jazeera. Militants threatened to kill him unless the United States released all Iraqis in
July 3, 2004
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, abridged, 3
Yeah, that sounds really really good. Close to perfect, even. Now just sit back, take a deep breath, and enjoy the hummmm. Okay?