A transcription error appears in my July 3 conversation with Robert Byrd’s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood. In that earlier post, the exchange in question reads this way: me: “…Can I just tell you, though, that you are the whitest piece of fabric I’ve ever seen! Christ, you’re white as a Kerry dinner party, y’know?” hood: me: ” — like the guest list at a Barry Manilow concert, is how white
July 6, 2004
The John Kerry Names His Running Mate haiku
for John Edwards “I think your hair is perfect! We are so going to nail the chick vote.”
Purported also-rans for the Democratic Vice-Presidential nomination, 2004
Gorgonzola cheese Jaguar XK8 convertible coupe Lime twists The Collected Essays of Simone De beauvoir Mandrake root (mayapple) “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” John Hobbs Croquet mallets Wicker chaise Dick Gephardt
Milestones, 5
Happy 6th-month birthday, S*tchel! If you’re reading this, I think you’re the cat’s pajamas!
Cpl. Wassef Ali Hassoun update
Reuters: “Kidnappers in Iraq released on Tuesday a Lebanese-born U.S. marine they were once thought to have decapitated, his brother said.” Wassef Ali Hassoun’s brother Sami, speaking from the northern Lebanese city of Tripoli, said his family had received word Hassoun was alive and had been freed in the early hours, but declined to specify the source of the information. The U.S. military in Baghdad could not immediately confirm that
