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July 31, 2004

John Kerry queries his economic advisor

Kerry:  “Am I allowed to tax tax increases?  Because I’ve been running some numbers here, and I think I might be on to something…” update:  “Well what about fish sandwiches and french fries, then?  Can I at least double tax those?”

Republican National Convention

Nope, not invited.  …As if that’s going to stop me…

Playing God

I could strike you dead right now if I wanted to, but I won’t.  Because I’m a decent guy.  Now go on and live your life.  Go. Hurry up. Before I change my mind.