Carlos Delgado’s cleats “Earth Day” The Big Dig cost overruns / Barbra Streisand’s half-eaten Cobb salad Some kind words from Larry David Seagram’s White Wine Coolers Cheryl Crow’s guitar strap (w/ hand-embroidered doves) A busty, middle-aged Waffle House waitress from Little Rock, Arkansas named Bunny Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment Joshua Micah Marshall / Clam dip

Carlos Delgado’s cleats “Earth Day” The Big Dig cost overruns / Barbra Streisand’s half-eaten Cobb salad Some kind words from Larry David Seagram’s White Wine Coolers Cheryl Crow’s guitar strap (w/ hand-embroidered doves) A busty, middle-aged Waffle House waitress from Little Rock, Arkansas named Bunny Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment Joshua Micah Marshall / Clam dip

…for new Baseball Hall of Famers Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley, two of my all-time favorite players.  In keeping with the wishes of the baseball gods—whom I once saw turn former Cubs catcher Steve Swisher into a 16 oz. Pabst and a plate of nachos after he struck out 4 times on 12 pitches against the Padres’ Randy Jones—posting will be light.  For those of you interested in such things,

…for new Baseball Hall of Famers Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley, two of my all-time favorite players.  In keeping with the wishes of the baseball gods—whom I once saw turn former Cubs catcher Steve Swisher into a 16 oz. Pabst and a plate of nachos after he struck out 4 times on 12 pitches against the Padres’ Randy Jones—posting will be light.  For those of you interested in such things,

Dolphins superstar running back Ricky Williams is retiring at age 27.  To travel the world.  And to find himself.  Me, I found myself behind one of our sofa cushions, along with $1.93 in change and a handful of Skittles.  So I won’t be retiring anytime soon. Of course, I don’t have $40 million in the bank, either.  Which sucks.