Moore: “…Now, when you say cherry bombs, does that mean I shouldn’t have been removing the stems and eating them by the fistful all afternoon…?”
It’s only funny until you remember his distributor in the Middle East is a Hezbollah-front corporation.
Happy (belated) 4th of July, Jeff!
This does, of course, set you up perfectly for a later Mr. Creosote post.
“Oh, firecrackers. I thought they were just, you know, hot crackers on a string. Who has time to read the whole damn label? Tasted pretty good with mustard, though. Hey, couldja trundle that roast pig over this way …?”
It took me a minute to parse this out, because I was thinking of the Runaways (the original band Joan Jett was in, with Cherie Currie).
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It’s only funny until you remember his distributor in the Middle East is a Hezbollah-front corporation.
Happy (belated) 4th of July, Jeff!
This does, of course, set you up perfectly for a later Mr. Creosote post.
“Oh, firecrackers. I thought they were just, you know, hot crackers on a string. Who has time to read the whole damn label? Tasted pretty good with mustard, though.
Hey, couldja trundle that roast pig over this way …?”
It took me a minute to parse this out, because I was thinking of the Runaways (the original band Joan Jett was in, with Cherie Currie).