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Overheard at Michael Moore’s 4th of July Cookout

Moore: “…Now, when you say cherry bombs, does that mean I shouldn’t have been removing the stems and eating them by the fistful all afternoon…?”

4 Replies to “Overheard at Michael Moore’s 4th of July Cookout”

  1. It’s only funny until you remember his distributor in the Middle East is a Hezbollah-front corporation.

    Happy (belated) 4th of July, Jeff!

  2. Mamamontezz says:

    This does, of course, set you up perfectly for a later Mr. Creosote post.

  3. Joe says:

    “Oh, firecrackers. I thought they were just, you know, hot crackers on a string. Who has time to read the whole damn label? Tasted pretty good with mustard, though.

    Hey, couldja trundle that roast pig over this way …?”

  4. Attila Girl says:

    It took me a minute to parse this out, because I was thinking of the Runaways (the original band Joan Jett was in, with Cherie Currie).

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